Consejos para buscar trabajo afuera (o tambien, aca)
2020.09.22 15:59 luigislowhandConsejos para buscar trabajo afuera (o tambien, aca)
Buenas Gente! Bueno, viendo que todos están con ganas de irse, y para que no terminen siendo un meme, y de verdad puedan irse (o intenten), se me ocurrió buscar información sobre portales de empleo de distinto lugares, incluido Argentina, para los que busquen cambiar y no tengan la posibilidad de hacerlo afuera. Estuve investigando y hablando con conocidos, y logre hacer una recopilación de distintos sitios donde pueden empezar a aplicar. Algunas recomendaciones previas: - LinkedIn: Ya lo conocen, mi recomendación siempre es tener un perfil lo más completo posible; completar la info sobre los proyectos/laburos que hicieron; para los developers, no olviden linkear su github, o portfolio. Por otro lado, está bueno seguir empresas para las que les interese trabajar; también conectarse con recruiters de estas empresas (o de cualquier empresa del rubro, para el caso), y no duden en mandarles invite, un mensajito de presentación o adjuntarles su CV. (1) Tampoco olviden de tener su perfil en otro(s) idioma(s). Linkedin te da la opción de tenerlo en distintos idiomas, sin tener que tener otro perfil. Esto sirve para cuando alguien que tiene su propio linkedin configurado en inglés y hace una búsqueda, le aparezca tu perfil. - Sites de empresas: Casi todas las empresas, grandes o chicas, tienen su sección de "trabaja con nosotros" o Careers, donde postean directamente sus vacantes, o tienen un mail de contacto para que envíen sus datos. Bolsa de trabajo de universidades: Tooodas hasta la mas pedorra tiene bolsa de trabajo para que puedan aplicar. - Google: Google también funciona como un agregador / integrador de job posts. O sea, pueden buscar directamente en google y los lleva a las ofertas (buscando trabajo, los lleva a la sección de búsquedas) - Grandes agencias: Manpower, Addecco, Randstat y sus subsidiarias de tecnología (ExperisIT, por ej) funcionan en todo el mundo, y siempre tienen puestos para todos los gustos. Obvio, trabajas para ellos, no para el cliente. - VanHack: Muchos laburos en CA y Europa, con relocation. Postean directamente las empresas que estan dispuestas a llevarse a alguien. - Remote OK: Portal con avisos para nómadas digitales. (3) - Acuerdense de buscar por palabras tipo Remoto/e, Relo/Relocation, si es que buscan trabajo desde acá. Portales:
Computrabajo.com: El portal funciona en todo latinoamerica. En general tiene muchas ofertas diarias. Bumeran.com: Es el portal hermano de ZonaJobs y UniversoBit. Originalmente estaban destinados a puestos diferentes, pero en definitiva, terminaron cayendo en las empresas poniendo los mismos posteos en los dos portales. En algunos países puede cambiar de nombre (Laborum, en Chile, por ej.) BuscoJobs.com: Similar a computrabajo. Indeed.com: Funciona en casi todo el mundo. Se usa mucho en Canadá y EEUU, también en Europa. Opcion Empleo / Career Jet: Otra web que funciona mucho en todo el mundo. Glassdoor: No sirve solo para ver cuánto gana tu compañero, en varios países se lo usa como una buena opción para publicar búsquedas SimplyHired: Otro portal que se usa mucho en Canadá, pero tiene versiones de varios países.
Workania Para cerrar, tienen la web y redes sociales de Yo me animo y vos, con mucha mas info para salir de este agujero del demonio hoyito del diablo. También, no se olviden de visitar las webs de las embajadas y consulados para averiguar sobre programas de working holiday y visados especiales. Espero les sirva! DATA EXTRA: Encontre la web de Expatistan en la que se puede comparar el costo de vida de diferentes lugares, y tiene algo mas de info para investigar. Otra similar, es Numbeo (7) para comparar el costo de vida EDIT: Gracias por los awards :) :) :) Info agregada, gracias a comentarios de otros users:
2020.09.12 07:52 CrystalPlayStationTTYD in Spanish
Since I recently played through the game in Spanish, I thought I'd record some of the differences/similarities between the Spanish and English translations. I'm pretty certain that both versions were translated from the original Japanese, so the Spanish isn't just a later copy of the English version; they're just adapted differently from the source. No matter how I played it, I enjoyed going through this game twice. If I missed something you want to know, specific or otherwise, I can answer it. OVERALL:
The tone of the game is the exact same across English, Spanish and Japanese. English is by far the most different of any Paper Mario TTYD translation that I've seen. Spanish is a lot closer to Japanese. Think about how Nintendo of America makes a lot of changes, whereas Nintendo of Europe makes less changes. That's a way in which you can see the difference. Sometimes it's better in English when things get exaggerated, somethings it's better in Spanish when exaggeration really isn't needed.
This is a side-effect of the PAL version (which thankfully can run at 60hz like NTSC), but Mario cannot raise his hand in Spanish. This is because the PAL version outright removes that animation. A case of Nintendo being sensitive, as Nintendo of Europe thought that Mario raising his hand looked too much like a Nazi salute. It doesn't change anything, but it's weird. I mean, I'm pretty sure he does it in the PAL version of the first game.
A lot of the in-universe text was altered to reflect the Spanish language. So signs that say OPEN now say ABRIERTA. The rotating sign in front of the Glitz Pit says BIENVENIDOS instead of YOU'RE WELCOME. Unlike the first game, I don't think everything was translated. But most is.
All names were changed except for Koops and Yoshi. Goombella is Goomarina, Flurrie is Claudia, Vivian is Bibiana, Bobbery is Bombard and Ms. Mowz is Lupina.
In regards to personality, they're all the same. Goombella is snarky, Koops is timid, Flurrie talks more fancily, etc. They're not quite as exaggerated as in English though.
Vivian is male in the Spanish localisation. In addition to the scene from Chapter 2, her partner description reads, "Este antiguo miembro del Trío de las Sombras parece una chica, pero en realidad es un chico." In English, "This long-standing member of the Shadow Trio looks like a girl, but is a boy in reality." I still like hehis character nonetheless; personality-wise, she's the exact same.
Flurrie always refers to Mario as pichoncito. I don't know how I'd translate this. It's literally little/baby bird, but it's used as a term of endearment here. Similar to how she says darling in English.
Vivian constantly refers to Mario as cariño. This is the equivalent of calling someone sweetheart or baby. She does this as early as Chapter 4 too. She also has a tendency to scream like "Kyaah", unlike other characters.
Yoshi still calls Mario Gonzales. Although he uses the original Spanish spelling of the name, Gonzáles.
She's not a partner, but I don't know where else to throw this in. Toadette. This is the only Mario game in Spanish where she has a different name. Granted, it makes sense because it's the first game they translated with her in it (Double Dash is either English or Japanese). She's called T. Ana in this game. It's a nice sounding name, but later games continue to call her Toadette like the rest of the world (except for Asia).
All the Crystal Stars retain their names, just properly brought over to Spanish. The only exception is the Gold Star, which has been dubbed the Topaz Star in Spanish.
Sweet Treat (Map) is Recuperar, meaning Recover.
Earth Tremor (Diamond) is Terremoto, meaning Earthquake.
Clock Out (Emerald) is Tiempo Muerto, meaning Dead Time.
Power Lift (Gold) is Recargar, meaning Recharge.
Art Attack (Ruby) is Ataque Estelar, meaning Star Attack.
Sweet Feast (Sapphire) is Como Nuevo, meaning Like New.
Showstopper (Garnet) is Golpe Final, meaning Final Strike.
Supernova (Crystal) is Tormenta Estelar, meaning Star Storm.
Rogueport is called Villa Viciosa (Vicious Town).
Lord Crump is called Peke X. This is close to his Japanese name, ペケダ― (Pekedá).
The X-Nauts are called Mega X, which is again, a closer adaptation of the Japanese name.
Lord Crump asking where Mario and Goombella disappeared to was shortened heavily: ENGLISH: Where'd they go?!? Huh? You! Johnson! Did you see them? Did anyone? Uh... Crud! They bolted! SPANISH: ¿Dónde se han metido? ¡Maldición! ¡Se han escapado! REVERSE: Where did they go? Damn it! They've escaped!
Frankly is changed to Goomez. He mistakes Goombella's names as Goomberta and Goomaría here.
Goombella's comeback to the Goombas hitting on her: ENGLISH: Oh, it is, like, SO sweet that you boys think I'm cute! Seriously! Yeah, guys like you make me feel like TOTALLY BARFING! Now get out of our way! SPANISH: Sois muy amables al reconocer mis encantos. Pero lamento deciros que a los tipos como vosotros... ¡NO LOS AGUANTO! ¡Así que ya os estáis largando con viento fresco! REVERSE: You guys are really nice, recognising my charms. But I'm sorry to tell you that I CAN'T STAND guys like you! So get out of here as fast as you came!
The Chest Demons in general aren't as...silly in the Spanish version: ENGLISH: Buggly-wuggly-WOOOOOOO! You're cursed! SPANISH: ¡Caiga la maldición sobre ti! REVERSE: May the curse fall upon you!
Petalburg is called Villa Verde (Green Town). Petal Meadows is called Llanura Estelar (StaStellar Plain).
Dupree, the blue guy with the pink afro, is literally called Afro in Spanish. He doesn't have a fake French accent here, but still tries to talk in try-hard a flirting manner, so his humour is maintained.
The questions for the test in the fortress are all the same.
Fuzzies say "¡Miiiimiiiooon!" in Spanish.
Shine Sprites are just called Soles (Suns) in this game. Probably a holdover from Super Mario Sunshine's Spanish translation.
Hooktail is male. I think this is even a change from the Japanese version. Her (or his) name is Gombaba, which is the exact same as the Japanese version.
I thought one of the questions Hooktail asks would be different in Spanish. But from start to end, they're similar, albeit simpler: ENGLISH: Well, I suppose I could apologise by letting you smell the bottoms of my feet. People pay good money to do this. I'm being completely honest right now. Really. So? Care to take a whiff of the rich, yet delicate scent of my world-renowned feet? (Maybe just a quick sniff... / That's disgusting!) SPANISH: En ese caso, te concederé el honor de ver las garras de mis pies. ¿No te gustaría acercarte y admirar su belleza? (Solo un poco / ¿Estás bromenado?) REVERSE: In that case, I will grant you the honour of seeing the claws of my feet. Wouldn't you like to get closer and admire their beauty. (Just a little / You're joking, right?)
Sir Grodus is called Señor Xenón (Sir Xenón) in Spanish. All other X-Nauts and Beldom refer to him as usted, which is used in Spanish for talking to superiors or strangers (respectful). Characters like Peach refer to him as tú, which is meant generally for friends, family or peers of the same age. It's rude to call somebody older that if you don't know them well enough, which makes sense for Peach (he kidnapped her).
With that, the X-Nauts don't talk in a casual buddy-buddy fashion. Most of the time, they talk appropriately and like they're on a serious job. It unfortunately takes away a bit of the humour, but makes more sense to make them seem like a credible threat.
TEC is CIM (Computador Inteligente de Mega X) in Spanish. What's odd is that his initials refer to him as computador (more Latin), but in dialogue, he always calls himself an ordenador (more Spain). In terms of how he addresses characters, he does it casually like in English; he address Peach with tú and not usted.
When Mario gets an e-mail from Peach, Goombella's response: ENGLISH: Mario? Are you OK? You're totally shaking... Do you need a bathroom? SPANISH: ¿Te pasa algo, Mario? Estás temblando. ¿Te encuentras mal? REVERSE: Is something wrong, Mario? You're shaking. You sick?
The Boggly Woods are called El Bosque Maravilloso (The Wonderful Forest) in Spanish. The Great Tree has the exact same name as in English, El Gran Árbol.
Beldom is Piruja in Spanish. It's a pun on bruja, the word for witch. Marliyn is Maruja. With a name scheme like that, you can see how Vivian sticks out (Bibiana). Also, Marilyn says "Vaya" in Spanish.
When Beldom realises who Mario is, her dialogue is way longer in English. I knew something was off when I played in Spanish: ENGLISH: Wow! This Mario guy looks so manly! Check out that bushy mustache... How handsome! You know something, though, my lovelies? I swear I've seen this gentleman before... AAAAAAAAAAAACK! He's Mr. Mustache! SPANISH: ¡Maldita sea! ¡Si es el tipo del bigote! REVERSE: Damn it all! It's the guy with the mustache!
Instead of saying "The three..." Marilyn continues to just say Vaya. It's interrupted like this: BELDOM: Somos... (We are...) MARILYN: Vaaaya... VIVIAN: ¡Las Hermanas Sombra! (The Shadow Sisters)
Beldom's insult to Vivian. Spanish is basically from the Japanese version: ENGLISH: I don't see three beauties! I see two, but then there's you, and you're PLUG-UGLY!!! SPANISH: ¿Y de dónde te has sacado eso de hermanas? ¡Pero si tú eres un hombre! REVERSE: And where did you get sisters from that? YOU are a MAN!
Goombella's Tattle on Vivian as well: ENGLISH: That's Vivian. She's the youngest of the three Shadow Sirens. She doesn't seem all that noteworthy. Uh... She is kinda cute, I guess... She might even be cuter than I am... I guess... ...Uh... What am I thinking? SPANISH: ¡Es Bibiana! La más pequeña del trío... Bueno... EL más pequeño. No posee ninguna característica especial. Aunque es verdad que... Hmmm... Es bastante mono. Tal vez más que yo. ¿Eh...? ¿En... en qué estaré pensando, si se puede saber? REVERSE: She's Vivian! The smallest girl of the trio... Well... the smallest BOY. He doesn't have any special characteristics. Although it's true that... Hmmm... He's pretty cute. Maybe even cuter than me. Eh...? W-What am I gonna be thinking about later, if I may ask?
After defeating the three, Beldom goes: ENGLISH: Mmmmwee hee haaaack! Oooog. Maybe we were just a touch overconfident... SPANISH: ¡Maldición! ¡No deberíamos haberte subestimado! REVERSE: Damn it! We shouldn't have underestimated you!
I can't remember specifically, but I believe the "You got a Super Boots" typo was corrected in Spanish. For non-English/Japanese languages, the game has a programming system to specify what gender each item is. With that, I believe they put something along the lines of, "Has conseguido unas Súper Botas!" (You got some Super Boots)
The exchange between the Puni Elder and Lord Crump is less exaggerated in Spanish: ENGLISH: WHAT?!? Did you just call me an "old geezer"? Where do you get off, talking like that? You got no respect, brat! Don't think my age has a thing to do with my might! Even if it kills me, I won't let you through! I'm ready! ELDER POWER ACTIVATE! SPANISH: ¡Estúpido! ¿Qué modales son esos, jovencito? ¿Acaso no sabes a quién te estás dirigiendo? ¡Me parece que voy a tener que leerte la cartilla! REVERSE: Dumbass! What kind of manners are those, young man? Don't you know who you're addressing? Looks like I'm going to have to read you the primer!
An example of the X-Nauts more direct talk in Spanish: ENGLISH: Uh, I'm sorry, sir! Unfortunately, Mario laid a beating on all of them! SPANISH: Por... por desgracia parece ser que han sido incapaces de derrotar a Mario... REVERSE: Un... Unfortunately it seems that they were incapable of defeating Mario...
This isn't Chapter 2, but I honestly forget when this encounter happens. When Bowser enters the Great Tree with Kammy, his dialogue choices are different in Spanish. I like them more in English, for the latter choice: ENGLISH: (You're BOTH too old! HAR) (It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!) SPANISH: (Si son igual de viejas) (Mira quién habla) REVERSE: (They're both just as old) (Look who's talking)
Glitzville is called Ciudad Dojo (Dojo City) in Spanish.
Rawk Hawk's name in Spanish is Hawk Hogan. You can guess where that comes from. He also says that amateurs should stay at home playing Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Grubba in Spanish is called Leonardo.
Jolene in Spanish is T. Lisa. For Mush, they made his real and stage names more different. His real name is T. Roonie, but his stage name (which the game asks in Chapter 7's quiz) is T. Rex.
Just because I thought it was funny, Crawdaddy is literally called The Bone Crusher in Spanish, Rompehuesos.
Crawdaddy's line is very similar between both versions, just more direct in Spanish: ENGLISH: Foolish mortals... I will drag you through the gate to the netherworld! SPANISH: ¡Os mandaré hasta las mismísimas puertas del infierno! REVERSE: I'll send you [all] to the very gates of Hell!
Grubba once you catch him. He doesn't have a unique accent that I can detect in Spanish: ENGLISH: I gotta say, y'all are a coupla slack-jawed idiots, sniffin' 'round my business... Now you know my big secret, I'm afraid yer gonna have to take a li'l ol' dirt nap. SPANISH: ¡Habéis sido muy imprudentes siguiéndome hasta aquí! ¡Ahora que sabéis mi secreto, lo pagaréis muy caro! REVERSE: You all have been very reckless, following me here! Now that you know my secret, you're gonna pay dearly!
Twilight Town is called Villa Sombría (Gloomy Town).
Creepy Steeple is called Templo Lúgubre (Gloomy Temple).
Doopliss is called Rumpel. This is actually consistent with every version but the English release. Even the Japanese version called him Rumpel [ランペル] (you have to find the katakana "ン" letter instead of the Latin letter "p"). I don't know why they changed his name in English, as he's clearly based off Rumpelstiltskin.
Doopliss also doesn't call Mario by "Slick". He has no nickname for him in Spanish.
Doopliss's laugh is changed. Instead of going "Yuk", he goes "Juasjuasjuasjuas". In English it'd be like "Huahuahua", but the H would sound more like a Dutch/German CH (loch).
Doopliss's reaction to you discovering his name is bigger in Spanish: ENGLISH: Wha... What did you just say?!? It can't be... NO! NO! NO! WHY? WHY? WHY? HOW? HOW? HOW? I'm...feeling...faint... SPANISH: Co... ¿¡Cómo has conseguido acertar mi nombre!? No... no me lo puedo creer... No... no... no... No... puede... ser... ¿Pe... pe... pe... pero cómo lo has adivinado? ¡Ayayayayayayayayay...! ¡Todo me da vueltas...! ¡¡Qué mareooo...!! REVERSE: How... How did you get my name right!? I... I can't believe it... No... no... no... It... can't... be... How... how... how did you guess it? Ayayayayayayayayay! Everything's spinning...! So dizzy...!!
What Vivian says when she learns she was helping Mario. She expresses concern about what her sisters will do to her: ENGLISH: I don't believe it. All this time I was helping Mario... I feel like an idiot... SPANISH: Pero entonces... ¿He estado ayudando a la persona equivocada...? ¿Y ahora qué será de mí? REVERSE: But then... I've been helping the WRONG person...? Now what's gonna happen to me?
Doopliss's follow-up remark: ENGLISH: What's going on here, huh? Fight with your girlfriend? Well, don't expect any sympathy from us, ghoulies! SPANISH: Vaya, vaya... ¿Así que hay disensiones en el grupito...? ¡Que sepáis que no por eso voy a trataros con mayor respeto...! REVERSE: Well, well... So now there's a division in this little group...? Just to let you know, that doesn't mean I'm going to treat you with any more respect!
Vivian's line when she comes back to the party is retained, but shorter. When she's underground she admits her final choice and when she surfaces she throws support to Mario. In English, she doesn't do the latter. Both work, but the English version is stronger for her development: ENGLISH: I'm... I'm sorry, Sis... This Mario is the only person who's ever been kind to me... * Mario! I'm fighting by your side from now on! I've... I've made my choice! And I'm not turning back! SPANISH: Lo siento, Piruja... Pero estoy decidida a ayudar a Mario. * ¡No desfallezcas, Mario! Mantente firme... ¡Que ya casi lo tienes! REVERSE: I'm sorry, Beldom... But I'm committed to helping Mario. * Don't worry, Mario! Keep it together... You're almost there!
Doopliss's line after defeat: ENGLISH: Rats! YOU KILLJOYS!!! SPANISH: ¡Maldita sea! ¡¡Te acordarás de esta!! REVERSE: Damn it! You'll remember this!! (speaking directly to Mario, not the whole group)
Vivian's penultimate line: ENGLISH: Uh... Listen, Mario... Sorry about earlier... I'd be happy to travel with you if you'd have me. SPANISH: Me da un poco de vergüenza volver a decir esto, Mario... ¿Me dejas ser tu amiga, cariño? REVERSE: I'm a little embarrassed to say this again, Mario... Will you let me be your friend, sugar?
The fourth-wall references are the exact same.
Keelhaul Key's name is generic in every language but English and German. Here, it's Isla Trópico (Tropical Island).
Podley, local resident bar asshole, is called Don Bean in Spanish.
Scarlette's name is changed to Bombaret.
Flavio's name is Marco. Pa-Patch's name is Bomberto. Flavio's ship, the S.S. Flavion, is called El Temido (The Feared) in Spanish. Ironic given Flavio's scared nature.
Cortez is the exact same, although he adapts the original Spanish spelling, Cortés.
Embers are...kind of bizzarre. They're called Ascua in Spanish, which is the literal translation of the word. So it's not incorrect by any means. It's just weird because in the first game, I remember them being called Elmos, which makes more sense because it's an adaptation of the Japanese name, which is a reference to St. Elmo's fire.
Chuckola Cola is Bombioja in Spanish. It's a pun on Bomb and Rioja, which is a place in Spain known for wine. The drink is actually red wine, so the name change makes sense.
The Black Skull is called the Black Joke in Spanish. Yes, it uses an English name.
Peach's reaction to getting naked is toned down mildly: ENGLISH: What?!? That's indecent! No way! SPANISH: ¿¡Qué has dicho...!? ¿No te das cuenta de que...? REVERSE: What did you say!? Don't you realise...?
This is where you start to see how lazy some of the places get named in the Spanish version. Poshley Heights is called Villa Preciosa (Precious Town). That is the fourth main area with Town in the name. Riverside Station is just a literal translation, Estación de Riverside.
Pennington still calls Mario Luigi in Spanish. But his name is changed to Holmot.
The Smorgs are known as Miomio in Spanish. It's not the same as the Japanese text (Moamoa), but it's closer than English. If you read their name like normal Spanish (remember, they say they're name out-loud all the time), it sounds like they're saying, "Mine, mine, mine, mine!" Like the seagulls in Finding Nemo.
Fahr Outpost is called Bomburgo. From how the characters speak, you wouldn't detect much of a foreign/Russian accent. That's the case for many non-English languages in media; there are a lot of potential local dialects, but not many international ones. Spanish is more international though, so I don't know, since the game is already based on a Spain accent, they could've given the bombs an Argentian accent (saying vos sos instead of tú eres) or something.
During the General White chase, Pa-Patch directly tells Mario that General White went to Glitzville in Spanish. In English, he just mentions an arena. If you're speeding through the dialogue (without direct knowledge of where to go next), you'll at least catch where to go in Spanish.
On that, General White in Spanish is a pun name, General Bomblanco (General White-Bomb).
The Mayor is less rude to Bobbery in Spanish: ENGLISH: SHUSH! You call yourself a Bob-omb? I spit at you! You know rules! There is to be NO mention of cannon to non-Bob-ombs! NO mention! SPANISH: ¡Oh! ¡Tú también eres un Bob-omb! En ese caso, seré franco. No puedo revelar nada sobre el Gran Cañón a nadie que no sea un Bob-omb. REVERSE: Oh! You too are a Bob-omb! In that case, I will be frank. I cannot reveal anything about the Grande Boom to anyone who isn't a Bob-omb.
Crump's boast about Magnus von Grapple 2.0: ENGLISH: Yeah, last version was buggy, so we made improvements... One... two... A DOZEN!!! SPANISH: ¡Mazinrobo X2 no se puede comparar con el anterior, ni en velocidad ni en potencia! REVERSE: Von Grapple 2.0 can't be compared to the previous revision, neither in speed nor prowess!
Right before fighting Magnus von Grapple 2.0, I noticed Vivian's line is changed; I like it more in Spanish: ENGLISH: You're the one who's going to suffer, Crump! No matter how many times we do this! SPANISH: Como diría Piruja: ¡Jijijí! ¡Te daremos un escarmiento! REVERSE: Like Beldom would say: Mweeheehee! We're gonna give you a punishment!
Same goes for Bobbery's line: ENGLISH: I say, old boy, I rather think YOU'RE going to be the one doing the suffering! SPANISH: ¡Fruslerías! ¡Déjate de tanta palabrería barata y demuéstralo! REVERSE: Nonsense! Quit all that cheap talk and prove it!
TEC's description of what will happen to him is less wordy in Spanish: ENGLISH: When the power is all gone... I will... Cease to exist...as an artificial consciousness. SPANISH: Sin suministro de energía... yo... dejaré de estar operativo. REVERSE: With no power supply... I... will no longer be operational.
The Palace of Shadow uses its Japanese name in Spanish, El Palecio de la Oscuridad (The Palace of Darkness).
What Dark Bones says before being awoken: ENGLISH: Glurgggghh... Bluuuurgh... None shall pass by... Let those who would disturb her sleep fall into the depths of endless darkness... SPANISH: ¡Uuuh! ¡Uuuoooh! Este lugar está vedado a los mortales... Aquellos que osen profanar el lugar donde ella reposa, se sumirán en las tinieblas. REVERSE: Oooh! OOOH! This place is forbidden to mortals... Those who dare to desecrate the place where she rests shall be plunged into darkness.
Gloomtail's name is Bumbaba. This is the line he says confirming Hooktail's gender: ENGLISH: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? You destroyed my precious younger sister?!? SPANISH: ¿¡Cómo!? ¿Qué habéis hecho con mi hermano? REVERSE: What!? What have you [all] done with my brother?
Vivian's line to Beldom before fighting her: ENGLISH: I'm with Mario all the way! Today, Sis... I'm going to punish YOU, you hear me? SPANISH: ¡Mario ha sido mi salvador! ¡Y él os dará vuestra merecido! REVERSE: Mario's been my saviour! And HE'S gonna give you guys what you deserve!
Remember that weird oversight in the English version with Grodus responding opposite to what you chose? They fixed it in Spanish, simply by swapping Attack and Don't Attack.
Bowser's comment before facing Mario: ENGLISH: Aww, all worn out from battle, Mario? Yes! Easy pickings! Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain! SPANISH: ¡En tu patético estado, no serás rival para mí! ¡Esta es mi gran oportunidad de acabar contigo! REVERSE: In your pathetic state, you're no match for me! This is my grand opportunity to finish you off!
Grodus refers to the Shadow Queen as tú in Spanish, showing that he views them on the same level or is still above her. If he were to show respect, he'd use usted or maybe even vos.
Shadow Queen right before possessing Peach. Can't tell which is creepier: ENGLISH: Yessss... A fine vessel... Now... SPANISH: Hmmm... Joven y bella... Me parece perfecta... REVERSE: Hmmm... Young and beautiful... She's perfect for me...
Upon zapping Grodus, Shadow Queen: ENGLISH: You would do well to learn your proper place, slave. No one commands me. SPANISH: Está claro que no sabes con quién hablas y ello te ha valido un severo castigo. REVERSE: It is clear that you do not know who you are talking to, and this has earned you a severe punishment.
Shadow Queen after Peach heals the player: ENGLISH: GRRRRRR! Very cunning, Princess! But you will not undo me!!! Know me as your queen! SPANISH: ¡Hagas lo que hagas, será inútil! ¡Yo soy la Reina de las Sombras! REVERSE: No matter what you do, it's in vain! I am the Shadow Queen!
According to Hindu religion a person has 36 qualities and for marriage these qualities are calculated according to the Janam Kundali in Hindi. The couple whose qualities do not get married do not get married because it is said that at least 18 qualities of a groom and a girl should be found. By getting these 18 qualities, their married life ends well using Kundali Milan in Hindi.
Kundali in Hindi and zodiac have special significance in Hindu religion. It is said that according to the special planet - constellation at the time of birth, the whole life of a human being goes on accordingly. Therefore, the baby is named after keeping that planet-constellation in mind by analysing Kundli in Hindi. So that he gets all kinds of happiness in life, there is no problem in his life and no problem comes.
Let’s know about what is Kundali in Hindi
Janam Kundli in Hindi is also known as Janam Patri, Natalie Chart. It depicts the life of a person based on 12 houses. The Hindi Vedic chart or Kundali in Hindi creates a graphical representation of the position of houses and planets based on the date, time and place of birth of a person. Kundli in Hindi is one of the major things to do in life which takes an important role for the future events. Marriage is another important thing which should not be ignored. Life is a precious gift so someone must choose his/her spouse by analysing both Hindi kundali.
So let's know about the constellations - how the horoscope and the zodiac match
Our body is made up of five elements. These elements are seen in our zodiac sign. The same element is also seen in Kundali Milan in Hindi and zodiac matching. The 12 zodiac signs are placed in 4 elements. According to the Vedas and Samhita, there are 28 Nakshatras combined, but in general 27 Nakshatras are considered. The moon in the sky is mainly known as the constellation of the star groups through which it passes during its orbit during the month. Apart from this, it is also called Panchak, Mool, Chara, Dagdh Mishra, Tiryand Mukha, Dhruva, Adhomukh, and Urdhvamukh which plays important role in Kundli in Hindi. The names of these 27 Nakshatras are as follows - Swati, Ashwini, Rohini, Anuradha, Adra, Ashlesha, Punavasu, Bharani, Chitra, Pushya, Ashlesha, Anuradha, Magha, Jyestha, Hasta, Uttarabhadrapada, Uttarashadha, Purvabhadrapada, Uttaraphalguni, Purvashadha, Dhanishtha, Shatabhisha, Kritika, Anuradha, Shravan, Revathi, Visakha and Purvaphalguni, etc. These all Nakshatras have special and different impacts on the Janam Kundali in Hindi. The 12 zodiac signs are divided into four phases In a Janam Patrika. Accordingly, these 27 constellations are also placed in four stages. In one zodiac, 9 phases of three constellations come and during marriage, these constellations are matched by the Kundli of the girl and the groom, and how many Guns are being attained by the bride and groom with the help of kundli milan in Hindi.
Let us know which those four steps/elements which are seen in Kundali Milan in Hindi.
Taurus, Capricorn and Virgo come under this.
Scorpio, Pisces and Cancer come under this.
Sagittarius, Aries and Leo have been kept come under this.
Libra, Aquarius and Gemini come under this. Water gives beauty to the earth and fire burns with air; similarly the earth element (Taurus, Capricorn and Virgo) gives water element (Scorpio, Pisces and Cancer) and fire element (Sagittarius, Aries and Leo) to air element (Libra,Kumbh and Mithun) The couple happily live together after getting married using the Kundli online in Hindi. Now you can choose a life partner using freekundli Milan in Hindi and the zodiac with the help of our expert astrologers using Online Kundali in Hindi service. You don’t have to pay any Dakshina to any Pandit as our free kundli in Hindi service is completely free by visiting Tabij.in or calling +919776190123.
Yeni gelenler ve ayrıca terminolojiye aşina olmayan bazı arkadaşlar için çevirisini henüz bitiremediğim bu https://incels.wiki/w/Incel maddenin çevirdiğim bir kısmını yayınlıyorum. İyi okumalar.
İncel, Involuntary Celibacy'nin kısaltması olan sosyoljik terim ve akademi tarafından tanımlanmış yaşam koşuludur. İncellik, Dünya Sağlık Örgütü ve bazı ülkeler tarafından tıbbi bir engel olarak kabul edilmektedir. İncel olmanın şartı belli bir tür non-sexuality'dir. Medyadaki algıların aksine, incel ne siyasi bir hareket ne de bir topluluk / alt kültürdür, ancak cinsiyetten bağımsız bir yaşam durumu için tanımlayıcı bir akademik terimdir. Dolayısıyla inceller bir inanç sistemini paylaşmazlar, özellikle de kendilerini incel olarak tanımlamayanlar. İncel forumlarının kullanıcısı kitlesel katiller olmamıştır. Ne 4chan ne de PUAhate, bazı inceller bu siteleri kullansa veya kullanmış olsa da, (bu siteler) kendilerini incel forumları olarak tanımlamazlar. Şu anki önemli internet forumları şunlardır: Incels.co, Yourenotalone.co, love-shy.com, Incelswithouthate ve Foreveralone.
Celibacy (bekarlık), Latince caelibatus'tan "evlenmemiş olma durumu"ndan gelir, ancak 1950'lerden itibaren evlilik durumuna atıfta bulunulmadan cinsel perhiz anlamına geldi. "Involuntary celibacy" (istemsiz bekârlık) terimi muhtemelen tarih boyunca çeşitli yazarlar tarafından bağımsız olarak düşünülmüştür, en azından 18. yüzyıla kadar uzanır, örn. Fransız bir din adamı, Antoine Banier, bunu 1739'da kullandı. Henry Flynt, 1975 tarihli "Blueprint for a Higher Civilization" adlı kitabında, erkek istemsiz bekarlığının iğrenç olarak algılanmasıyla ilişkili olarak tartıştı. Neoliberal feminist Alana, 1997 yılında kısaltılmış "invcel" terimini tanıttı ve bu terim, daha sonra oluşturduğu posta listesindeki birinin önerisi üzerine "incel" olarak değiştirildi, çünkü telaffuz etmesi daha kolaydı ve "imbecile" (embesil) gibi ses çıkarmıyordu. İncel daha sonra 2001'de Donnelly Çalışmasında kullanıldı ve ilk olarak 2018'de leksikolojik (dilbilimsel) olarak tanındı.
Donnelly Çalışması, inceller'i altı ay veya daha uzun bir süre boyunca cinsel eş bulmamayı seçmeden bulamayan yetişkinler olarak tanımladı. Akla gelebilecek boşluklardan dolayı bu tanımın uygun olup olmadığı konusunda halen anlaşmazlık bulunmaktadır. Örneğin, "Bluepillers" (mavi haplılar) sık sık bu tür tanımlar hakkında kötü niyetle tartışır ve erkek incellerin kolayca gay seksi yapabileceğini veya bir eskort için para ödeyebileceğini ve bu nedenle onların volceller olduklarını (voluntary celibate, gönüllü bakir) ve incellerin (incel mefhumunun) olmadığını söylerler. Bundan dolayı, iyi niyetle yapılan bir tanımca, inceller, çekici buldukları cinsiyet üyeleri tarafından ezici bir şekilde reddedilen yetişkinlerdir. İncel forumlarında kimin incel sayıldığına dair "gatekeeping" (kapı tutuculuğu) ve kavgalar sürüyor. Uglyceller, love-shy'ların ve standartcellerin (normie gibi bir şey standartcel) sadece bir partner bulma isteğinden yoksun olduğundan şikayet ediyor. Standartcelleri ayıklamak için bazı incel forumları ciddi bir şekilde ve defalarca flört (dating) girişiminde bulunmayan incelleri reddeder. Ancak bunu yaparken, non-standartcel mentalcelleri farkında olmadan marjinalize ederler. Bu, incelosferdeki birçok çatışmanın kaynağıdır. Bu uzun süredir devam eden çatışmaya bir çözüm, standartcelleri reddeden ancak non-standartcel mentalcelleri incel olarak içeren bir incel tanımı olacaktır. Bu daha önce resmileştirilmiş, ancak belki de böyle bir tanım çok uzun olacağı için herhangi bir büyük forum tarafından popülerleştirilmemiş veya kabul edilmemiştir. İncel forumlarına love-shylar'ın dahil edilip edilmeyeceği konusundaki çekişmeler, esas olarak, ister istem dışı "seçimsiz" ya da "iradeye karşı" olsun, istemsizliğin anlamına dayanıyor. Ancak, istemsiz kelimesi her ikisini de ifade edebilir ve her ikisi de farklı deneyimlerdir. Donnelly Çalışması'ndaki tanıma göre inceldom (incellik), permavirginite (kalıcı bakirlik) veya trueceldom aynı değildir, yani sadece kurak bir dönem (kurak dönemden kastedilen şey; "düzenli seks hayatı olan" birinin bazı sebeplerden dolayı bir süredir sevişememesi durumu) yaşayan biri bile bu durumda istemsiz olarak kendini bulabilir ve dolayısıyla incel olarak sayılabilir.
İncel'in çok geniş bir şekilde tanımlandığını varsayarsak, neredeyse tüm sekssiz erkekler incel, 18-30 yaşları arasındaki Amerikalı erkeklerin %15-30'u incel, ancak bunun yaklaşık üçte biri 18-20 yaşındakiler. İnceller politik olarak çeşitlidir. Bazı inceller bluepill, purplepill, blackpill veya redpill'e inanırken, diğerleri herhangi bir hapın abonesi/takipçisi değildir. Kendini incel olarak tanımlayanlar arasında en yaygın paylaşılan inanç "hard determinizm"dir ve kadın incellerinin (femcel) çoğunun, erkeklerin daha yüksek cinsel dürtüsü (libido) nedeniyle gönüllü bekar olduklarıdır. Braincels ve incels.co'daki anketler, beyazların forum nüfusunun yalnızca yarısını oluşturduğunu, Doğu Asyalılar ve Güney Asyalıların (örneğin Hintliler) aşırı temsil edildiğini gösteriyor. Site anketlerinden incels.co kullanıcılarının diğer özellikleri şunları içerir: % 78'i her zaman aşırı üzüntü, anksiyete ve stresten muzdariptir. % 82'si intiharı düşündü. % 62'si görünüşlerini iyileştirmek için ameliyatı düşündü. % 77'si sağlıklı veya düşük kilolu olduğunu bildirmiştir (yalnızca% 23'ü aşırı kilolu olduğunu bildirmiştir, bu genel batı nüfusu ortalamasından çok daha düşüktür). % 57'si nörotipik olmayan veya normal günlük işlevlerini bozan fiziksel bir engelli olarak etiketleyen tıbbi bir teşhis aldığını bildirdi. Bu, incellerin genellikle, amcık kartellerinin (pussy cartels) onaylamadığı, muhtemelen çirkin, utangaç, fakir, kısa, zayıf, nörodiverjan (nörotipik olmayan örneğin asperger sendromu, otizm, bipolar bozukluk etc.) ve/veya fiziksel olarak hasta olması nedeniyle düşük bir baskınlık durumuna (dominance status) (beta veya omega sıralaması) sahip olduğunu gösterir.
İncelliğin yan etkileri
İncel yaşamı berbattır, özellikle sosyal olarak izole edilmiş inceller için berbattır. İzolasyon ve sekssizlik çeşitli sağlık riskleriyle ilişkilidir. Bir araştırma, bekaretini geç, 20'li yaşların ortasından sonra kaybetmenin erektil disfonksiyon (iktidarsızlık) ve yaşamın ilerleyen dönemlerinde anorgazmi (orgazm olamama) ile ilişkili olduğunu buldu. Başka bir çalışma, gecikmiş cinsel aktivitenin "tatmin edici cinsel işlev ve genel refah için çok önemli olan duygusal, bilişsel ve kişilerarası becerilerin gelişimini engelleyerek sağlık riskleri yarattığını" buldu. Çeviren: u/russian_munchen
2020.07.11 14:08 valhalamanGUIA PARA EMPRENDEDORES 2/3: Cómo abrir una empresa en EEUU? Cómo arrancar?
Esta es una carta de motivación. Como puse en mi primer post nunca voy a alentar a nadie a irse del país. Simplemente quiero explicar que es pensar en GLOBAL y cómo se puede conseguir más fácil de lo que creen. No se pierdan mi prox. post (especialmente dedicado al buscavidas Argentino típico) Vivir en Argentina (a diferencia de lo que muestran los medios) es un privilegio. Acá salen asados, picado, fiesta...tenemos una cultura de compartir divina y solidaridad única. Cagada obviamente por política de todo tipo y color. Cuando logras trabajar global pasas a rescatar lo mejor del país. Pero para eso hay que arriesgar y/o capacitarse. ¡Cooperaremos! No se olviden que es la clave del éxito compartir información. Hay mucha gente en Argentina alentando emprendedores. Gente de mi generación se dio cuenta que hay que ayudar a formar proyectos. Por suerte Argentina tiene un interesante ecosistema emprendedor.
No quiero hacer copy / paste de info en internet. Voy a obviar temas y voy a ir directo a mi experiencia
Dejo un par de truquitos.
Para hacer esto no necesitas profesión o experiencia de ningún tipo
Si necesitan saber inglés y tener un capital mínimo. Lo podes hacer entre varios y sale igual.
De nuevo el último post va dedicado a gente sin experiencia. no se lo pierdan.
PASO 3: Cuenta bancaria corporativa Ya se discutió mucho en este sub: Abrir una cuenta bancaria “personal” en EEUU es una pelotudes. La cuenta para una LLC puede ser un poco más complicada pero sigue siendo posible. Hay mucha info en el TUTORIAL & DEFI en este sub de gente que saben mucho del tema. Va mi experiencia. Tomar o dejar es lo que pasó.
LLC titular con solamente 2 viajes a eeuu (para visitar a Mickey). Logró abrir la LLC online (es una forrada) para vender serv de programación. No logró abrir la cuenta bancaria de la LLC. Operó con cuenta personal durante casi dos años hasta que finalmente le dieron de alta la cuenta en el BOFA. Tengo más ej. de este tipo. Son los más comunes
Conclusión: Si en eeuu no te conocen es un pijazo la burocracia en la que te metes. Se puede pero prevean costos y tiempo. El negocio tiene que tener pruebas (clientes, facturas, etc.) hasta que no tengas eso es muy complicado
Lo ideal en este caso es contratar un facilitador.
La otra es llamar x tel. a cualquier sucursal de un banco donde hay chances de contactar a alguien en español (Miami, LA, etc) y pedir por un ej. de cuenta que hable español. Es un tema cultural. Si dan con un Argentino (hay varios) fin de las vueltas.
LLC titular con pariente en eeuu sin viajes y con ganas de irse (se fue). Quería armar un negocio de venta online. La sacó en conjunto con su pariente.
Conclusión: es una alternativa hacer la cuenta y la LLC con un yankie si venís flojito de papeles. Se llama silent partner. Si no es pariente o conocido, le pagan su participación y lo colocan en el acuerdo sin rol administrativo. Luego de armado pueden sacarlo previo desarme de papeles. No es ilegal.
LLC titular con muchísima experiencia y contactos en eeuu. Negocio grande pero que funciona como trading fantasma (lease LLC sin oficina, sin personal en eeuu).
10 minutos para abrir la LLC. 6 meses para que le autoricen la cuenta en el CITI.
Conclusión: Creo que el error fue el banco. Hay bancos tremendamente rompehuevos. BOFA, CHASE resultan más amigables. El TD Bank, CITI etc. están imposibles. La otra es ir a un banco regional más chicos.
Como siempre depende del ejecutivo. Ellos quieren vender y cobran comisiones por la venta de la cuenta.
Hay algunos que venden en Arg. la apertura de cuentas sin viajar. Lo que tienen es el contacto con un facilitador o lo hacen mediante un trust de garante (silent partner). Si tienen todo en orden no se los recomiendo.
No sigo más. El resto (amplia mayoría) funcionaron relativamente bien en su apertura cuando tienen los papeles en orden (ver post anterior). Van a un banco y con muy pocos requisitos pueden abrir una cuenta que les permita operar en EEUU. Si no tienen una cuenta empresa donde les puedan transferir (sistema ACH), olvídense de vender en EEUU a largo plazo o montos grandes. La cuenta la tienen que abrir en persona o mediante un facilitador. Los bancos chequean cada tanto que la dirección declarada exista. Si es una cuenta conjunta con un socio vean https://info.legalzoom.com/article/can-i-have-partner-llc TIP CLAVE: OJO EL ESTADO DONDE ESTABLECEN LA LLC. EL BANCO EN GRAL TIENE QUE ESTAR EN EL MISMO ESTADO POR UN TEMA IMPOSITIVO. SI ES EN ALASKA XEJ SE VAN A TENER QUE COMER UN VIAJE DE AQUELLOS. Establecer una operatoria comercial Para mí el punto más importante y el más sencillo a la vez. Parece que nadie lo piensa y define mucho que luego cuesta cambiar. Es fundamental ver esto para avanzar. ¿Dónde están mis bienes o servicios?. donde los compradores?. Que voy a comerciar? ¿Cómo me van a pagar?. TIP CLAVE: El secreto de establecer bien la operatoria es el precio de transferencia de servicios y/o bienes. Lean entre líneas:....Lo que gana o no la LLC queda contablemente en eeuu. Como persona en Argentina pagas impuestos por los resultados de la llc (o sobre su versión light) y bsps sobre tu participación (o sobre versión light). Todo lo que vendan requiere de un comprobante. Puede ser una factura (en Word si quieren). No es tan estricto el formato como en Arg. Pero si debe tener información que está estipulada. Más info https://tradesherpa.com/invoice-client-usa/ Algunos me preguntaron si declarar o no la LLC. La LLC para comerciar es una pelotudes no declararla IMHO. PASO 5: Nexo Económico. Impuestos en eeuu. (simplificado) En EEUU los impuestos más complicados pasaron a ser los impuestos x ventas que cobran los estados / condados. Vos pensas que el Convenio Multilateral en Argentina es complicado jajajajaj. Ej. El estado de Florida cobra el 6%. Pero si vendes en tampa tenes que agregar una tasa adicional (2,5% ósea total 8,5%), Miami (adic. 1%), Orange (adic. 0.5%) etc. Si tenes local comercial y entregas la mercadería en ese local es fácil. Es el impuesto de tu zona. Pero si entregas en otro lado…... Nexo Comercial: El nexo puede darse por donde tenes oficina, empleados, depósitos, donde estás registrado, donde entregas a tus clientes etc.. Hasta por participar en un trading show con ventas te pueden establecer nexo con un estado. Desde el 2018 y por un juicio contra un ecommerce, es un gran quilombo impositivo en EEUU. Si vendes online o en varios estados...cagaste. Si sos de Miami y vendes en Texas. Podes estar estableciendo nexo económico con otro estado / condado por una simple venta. Supongamos una empresa establecida en Miami Florida, de unos programadores y la vamos a denominar LA ARGENTA Ya por estar radicada en Florida se tiene que dar de alta en el estado (trámite online super fácil). Si LA ARGENTA vende “sus servicios” en forma regular a clientes de la Florida tiene que pagar sale tax en la Florida Si la ARGENTA consigue xej 1 venta en CALIFORNIA puede zafar y no tener nexo pero si se hace ventas regulares, se tiene que inscribir en ese estado y pagar en CALIFORNIA. Muchos venden puerta de fábrica para no establecer nexo comercial con otro estado. El político chorro que existe en todo el mundo entonces estableció el Shipping tax. MÁS INFO: https://www.avalara.com/us/en/index.html Ellos resuelven este problema impositivo pero el que mejor lo resuelve es AMAZON. Recuerden que no soy contador ni abogado de eeuu. Consulten lo que quieran pero no acepto reclamos. Cambia seguido. El objetivo del post es que piensen en Global y vean que todo se puede hacer pero no siempre es una boludes. PRÓXIMO POST:
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Background Algunos usuarios del sub comentaron sobre la posibilidad de mitigar la carga impositiva Argentina en especial para la exportación de servicios. La consulta fue sobre servicios IT sin embargo según tengo entendido, Argentina se exporta servicios relacionados a los medios también. De esta manera me he tomado la libertad de fusionar los dos en forma de tech y media. Me pareció un buen proyecto y creo que existe una oportunidad para al menos minimizar o eliminar la carga tributaria con respecto a la exportación de servicios. DTA/DTT- Double Taxation Agreement/Treaty Un DTA es un documento en el que (al menos) dos miembros (países/jurisdicciones) se ponen de acuerdo en cuestiones de materias impositivas de manera bi/mutilateral. Ya sea para asegurarse el fácil acceso a cierto recurso que un país tiene y el otro no de forma simbiótica o para agilizar y facilitar el hacer negocios entre los miembros. De la misma manera, un DTA puede cumplir la función fundamental de -evitar la doble imposición- en el país donde se efectúa la actividad y en Argentina. Esta idea puede generar varios malentendidos, por ejemplo, un DTA no existe para que no se paguen impuestos, sino para que los pague una sola vez ya que hacerlo dos veces haría que el ejercicio fuese poco o contraproducente. Sin entrar en muchos detalles, siendo que la Republica Argentina es un país mayoritariamente proteccionista y ha tenido sucesivos gobiernos los cuales han cerrado la economía y la facilidad de hacer negocios dentro y fuera del país, no es sorprendente que haya pocos DTAs disponibles y de los pocos que hay no todos han sido ratificados (no están en vigor). Ahora, es posible que vía un DTA no se paguen impuestos? Si y no, es un tecnicismo. Inicialmente quedémonos con la idea de que no y que lo que se va a lograr es una reducción de la tasa impositiva más allá de los beneficios de facturación. Los tratados de nuestro interés son Qatar y Emiratos Árabes Unidos. En este post nos vamos a concentrar en Emiratos Árabes Unidos ya que tienen mejor infraestructura, mejor sistema bancario, financiero y costos de incorporación más accesibles (en algunos casos gratis. More on this later!). El DTA entre Argentina y UAE ha sido firmado en Noviembre del 2016 ratificado en Enero del 2019. Siendo que UAE impone tasas de 0% en todos sus impuestos ya sean personales como corporativos, esto abre las puertas a una gran oportunidad comercial. Esto es una pequeñez si se tiene en cuenta que una corporación residente en UAE permite hacer uso y acceso a los 91 DTAs de Emiratos Árabes los cuales son mucho más competitivos y extensos que los 23 ofrecidos por Argentina. Contrario a la razón por la cual se conoce al país y al emirato en el colectivo social, el petróleo, negocios relacionados como su refinamiento, explotación, logística y derivados no son de libre imposición sino todo lo contrario. Todo tipo de compañía relacionada al oro negro sucumbe a una tasa del 80%. Emiratos Arabes Unidos Es un país soberano el cual se encuentra en la península arábica del Golfo Pérsico, una unión de siete emiratos liderados por emires, cabecillas de familias tribales quienes son parte de la realeza local. Más conocidos únicamente por ser el país el cual alberga a Dubái, emirato, ciudad y mal asociado como país independiente siendo de por si uno de los emiratos más pequeños de EAU. Emiratos Árabes Unidos, el país musulmán más abierto y tolerante de la región, ha sabido reinventarse como un moderno centro financiero tradicional (de capitales y reglamentación occidental) e islámico (de capitales árabes y asiáticos bajo reglamentación Shariah). Cuenta con dos centros financieros internacionales que a su vez funcionan como Free-zones (zonas francas). DIFC, Dubái International Financial Center y su nuevo quasi hermano y competidor ADGM, Abu Dhabi Global Markets. Antes de continuar, hay algo que quizás no puedo poner más énfasis y es sumamente importante. Los Emiratos Árabes son una unión federal, consecuentemente existen leyes federales y regionales por cada emirato. Un ejemplo claro de esto es el Emirato de Al Sharjah, el cual es seco (prohibida la venta y tenencia de alcohol y productos porcinos) mientras que en el resto del país, esto es legal. Puede parecer una nimiedad, pero en la práctica, en muchos aspectos los UAE funcionan como países independientes. La política internacional, financiera y defensa se definen de facto entre Dubái y Abu Dhabi, el ultimo siendo el emirato y ciudad capital del país. El Emir de Abu Dhabi, Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed al Nahyan, no solo cumple el rol de Emir, sino que también es el Presidente de los Emiratos Árabes Unidos. De la misma manera Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid al Maktoum, vice-presidente y primer ministro de los Emiratos Árabes Unidos y Emir de Dubái. Una diferencia a tener en cuenta es que históricamente Abu Dhabi gravita de manera más cercana a los intereses y trade con Estados Unidos mientras que Dubái, como tradicional ex-protectorado Británico, más cercano a Reino Unido. Esto último es de gran importancia, ya que si bien el país está regido por un mix de Sharia, social y common law, DIFC, el centro internacional financiero de Dubái ostenta cortes con jueces Británicos bajo common law, mientras que ADGM facilita cortes con jueces Americanos, sin embargo bajo common law Inglesa. Free-zones- El bread and butter de este post Los Emiratos Árabes son los reyes de las llamadas Free-zones. Existen con casi todas las designaciones imaginables, cubriendo desde caridades y centros humanitarios a medios, publicidad, film, telefonía, tecnología, transporte, biotecnología, perfumería, outsourcing, commodities, pesca y servicios portuarios, importación, exportación, re-exportación, etc. Son tan extensas que hasta las ha empezado a exportar como producto. El puerto de Djibouti es parte de JAFZA (Jebel Ali Free-zone Authority). Corporaciones con intereses de operar en Djibouti deben hacer sus relevantes incorporaciones y due diligence en Jebel Ali, Dubái. Incorporación Históricamente el mercado se encontró dividido entre lo considerado on-shore (LLC/JSC/PJSC) y off-shore (FZE/FZC/FZLLC). Las diferencias en su gran mayoría han desaparecido dependiendo del emirato de incorporación. Los negocios on-shore siempre han requerido un partner local (Emirati) con el 51% de las acciones, en general los locales nunca intervienen en la operatoria de la compañía y solo se interesan por su profit share. En las Free-zones los extranjeros pueden operar corporaciones con un 100% de inversión y ownership sin tener que compartir la titularidad con un socio local. Hay muchos caveats a estas reglas, las compañías on-shore solo pueden operar en oficinas “territoriales” que no se encuentren en una Free-zone, o en un área Free-hold en cuanto a las compañías consideradas off-shore, solo pueden operar desde áreas designadas Free-zone relevantes a su actividad y emirato. La incorporación puede ser de manera personal o a distancia. Teniendo en cuenta que en general lidiar con un OSP (Off-shore service provider) suele incrementar los costos asociados. Si se opta por un visado de residencia (lo que nos permite acceder a residencia fiscal en EAU) hay que hacerlo de manera presencial ya sea vía un OSP o no ya que se requiere una copia del sello de entrada al país. No todas las corporaciones requieren alquiler de una oficina o escritorio, aunque esto varia de gran manera entre zonas y emiratos. Los freelancers en general no tienen este tipo de requerimiento. Es casi imperativo el registro de una P.O. Box. En general todas las zonas francas cuentan con las mismas características básicas con respecto a incorporación, Corporate registry público: No. Tipos de entidad registrables:
FZLLC Free-zone Limited Liability Company: Bajo el marco de la LLC common law, pero establecido en una zona franca. Similar a la WLL de Bahrain y Equivalente a una S.R.L.
FZE Free-zone Enterprise: Sociedad unipersonal. En algunas zonas francas, como JAFZA, este tipo de entidad requiere de Company Capital de mínimo AED 1.000.000 (USD 250.000 Aprox.). Este no es el caso para todas las FZE en todas las Free-zones.
FZC Free-zone Company
Sociedad de múltiples propietarios. (Pueden ser corporates)
BFC Branch of Foreign Company
BLC Branch of Local Company
SFC Subsidiary of Foreign Company
SMI Social Media Influencer
Residencias: Disponible en todos los caso, bajo un costo extra a no ser estas no se ofrezcan por combinaciones de zona franca/estatus/tipo de corporación. Por ejemplo todos los tipos de corporación registrados dentro de la Ajman Media Free-zone bajo su modelo de Business Club Corporations.
En Emiratos Árabes los bloggers/vloggesocial media personalities e influencers deben estar registrados y de tal manera también pueden incorporarse. Con el fin de recibir pagos de sponsorships en forma legal. Este tipo de corporación es única en el país y se ofrece en una sola Free-zone. Freelance Paquete similar a una FZE con menor capital inicial, las actividades licenciadas dependen de la zona franca pero suelen ser flexibles. Un freelancer que exporta servicios de diseño web y diseño gráfico puede también exportar servicios de programación inclusive cuando está registrado en una Media Free-zone y no es una Free-zone con exclusivamente IT/Tech. Lista no comprensiva de las Free-zones disponibles de más interés para los lectores Nombre, Nombre corto, Emirato – URL
Siendo que las apariencias engañan, no hay que descartar una Free-zone por el solo hecho de que el nombre que porta no es el adecuado. Como explique antes el caso de Ajman Media Free-zone donde se pueden ofrecer servicios de programación como una actividad de complemento dentro de una compañía de UX o Webdesign. En este momento, vista la recesión global y los problemas que esto causa en los países dolarizados como es UAE, el bajo volumen de negocios en la región genera oportunidades para nosotros ya que la mayoría de las zonas francas están descontadas. Dubái y Abu Dhabi van a tener siempre mayores costos de incorporación, sin embargo hay que comparar. Dubai Media City / Dubai Internet City- Dubai
Se encuentran una al lado de la otra. Las dos ofrecen licencias de freelancing en las que uno puede hacer trade a nombre del UBO únicamente. Si uno prefiere hacer trade bajo un seudónimo, es necesario incorporar una compañía. Si tus servicios son IT pero relacionados a algún fin financiero véase DIFC. Existen diferentes tipos de corporaciones disponibles (Freelance, FZLLC, FZE). Cada corporación debe elegir sus actividades en base a una lista de actividades licenciables, las cuales tienen costos unitarios. Algunas Free-zones ofrecen hasta 3 actividades por corporación al mismo costo, ver Ajman Free-zone. La lista de actividades para freelancers es exhaustiva y bastante detallada, les dejo el link ya que tomaría un post entero para Actividades disponibles para freelancers:https://gofreelance.ae/freelance-activities.html Más detalles y costos de incorporación:https://gofreelance.ae/ Costo de incorporación aproximado: 7500 AED anual + 20 AED Knowledge Fee. Residencia: Si, con costo extra.
Para los usuarios que son diseñadores o trabajan en actividades relacionadas a la pre y post producción esta Free-zone en Abu Dhabi, análoga a Dubái Media City tiene el mejor paquete por lejos hoy día. Además ofrece un hibrido llamado “Dual Licence” donde la Free-zone sponsorea a la compañía incorporada dentro del Abu Dhabi Economic Department con el fin de que la compañía pueda trabajar on-shore sin necesidad de incorporar otra entidad. Este arreglo es único de twofour54. Actividades disponibles:https://www.twofour54.com/en/business-setup/business-activities/ Costo de incorporación: Gratis por 2 años. Residencia: Si al costo.
Banking y finanzas Las compañías tal como las personas necesitan bancos. Algunas entidades -ciertas compañías offshore en RAK- están limitadas al uso de unos pocos servicios bancarios. El resto de las corporaciones, sean on u off-shore pueden hacer uso de cualquiera de los bancos locales o internacionales disponibles en el país. La mayoría de los bancos locales también ofrece servicios a no residentes con mínimo KYC. La banca emirati es líquida y está pasando por un momento de grandes mergers ya que existen muchos más bancos que clientes para los mismos. Los mergers más recientes han sido National Bank of Abu Dhabi con First Gulf Bank quienes han creado un banco con más assets que Deutsche Bank de nombre First Abu Dhabi Bank. En el 2019 hubo otro merger, Abu Dhabi Commercial Bank, Al Ahli bank y Union National bank en un mega merger el cual todavía no tiene nombre. Existe la banca privada y también banca off-shore en Jersey, Isle of Man, Londres, Singapore y Hongkong de varios de los bancos locales. Algunos bancos ofrecen tarjetas de crédito vía depósitos en plazo fijo como colateral. Los bancos más usados
Yapa Una compañía incorporada en Tbilisi Free-zone o Georgia Free-zone en Georgia la cual tenga de UBO un residente ya sea físico o legal en UAE puede hacer uso del DTA AE-GE y poder facturar a sus clientes bajo una imposición del 0%. De esta manera se puede comerciar o invertir en Estados Unidos haciendo uso de un antiguo DTA URSS-USA que hoy día cubre a Armenia/Georgia/Azerbaijan. Donations.
2020.06.28 00:50 blacklisted__Las Relaciones Consensuales en lldm / Sexual Consent in lldm
La enseñanza de las relaciones sexuales consensuales en LLDM no existe. En los años que pertenecí a LLDM nunca escuché que predicaran de este tema de suma importancia a la congregación. Al contrario, enseñan y fomentan la misoginia. En las bodas incondicionales en donde la señorita contrae matrimonio con un joven sin conocerse, solo dejándose guiar por la aparente voluntad de Dios ejecutada por "su enviado", es uno de los ejemplos más comunes y tristes. Porque por si algunos no saben cómo funciona, ahorita les explico: Al que es incondicional le avisan unos días antes de su boda que se va a casar con la persona que el Apóstol de Dios ha escogido para ellos, usualmente después de las reuniones de los ministros incondicionales, empiezan con una lista de los que se quedan después de la reunion para una bendición especial o a veces los mandan llamar a la oficina de fraternidad levítica para que firmen un documento en el que aceptan estar de acuerdo que los casen con el que Dios ha preparado para él o ella (o sea, que los casen con quien a ellos, los ministros, , les da su regalada gana) y les dan una miseria de pesos para que, la señorita se compre un vestido y accesorios y el muchacho, un traje. Tiene solo 1 o 2 días para buscar lo necesario de la boda, claro, sin dejar las oraciones y aparte sin dejar de atender las reuniones de los que se van a casar en la boda. En la reunión les recuerdan cien mil veces sobre su voto de incondicionalidad y que con quien los case el Varón de Dios, vas a ser feliz. Para evitar que se haga un show en el que el muchacho niega a una de las damas o viceversa, se les dice que observen quienes son a los que van a casar y si tienen una duda o miedo que los casen con alguien que van a negar en el altar, que mejor hablen ahora o callen para siempre. El día antes de la boda los hacen ensayar en medio de el templo de HP, les dicen cómo se van a formar, que cuando nombren a la hermana ella debe pasar al centro y después cuando siga el turno del hermano de pasar al centro debe tomar a la novia del brazo y caminan al altar etc... Llega el día de la boda, se hace lo que se ensayó, y por primera vez conoce el joven a su esposa cuando le levanta el velo y le da el ósculo santo. ¿Saben qué era lo que siempre me daba ansiedad y pena ajena? Cuando salen del templo y todos los de afuera empiezan a gritar allí en los atrios del templo "beso, beso" y la pareja de recién, no solo casados, sino conocidos, ¡son obligados a darse un beso! En ocasiones era en el cachete, en otras, en la boca, o sea, !No se conocen! Bueno ya voy regresando al tema. Me tocó escuchar los testimonios de varias muchachas que vivieron el terror de su noche de boda, algunos respetaban el esperar a que se sintiera "lista" la señorita y otros no, diciendo "ya estamos casados, ahora es momento de consumir el pacto." Alguien me contó de cómo lloraba y lloraba y le pedía tiempo a su esposo para poder enamorarse de él, le rogaba a Dios que la ayudara, pero nada más no sentía nada, ningún tipo de atracción. Pasaron días, pasaron semanas, pasaron meses, y nada. Él intentaba conquistarla y enamorarla pero no funcionaba, hasta que se enfadó, por lo que mandó llamar al supervisor y le dijo que todavía no habían tenido relaciones porque su esposa no se dejaba, entonces el ministro la reprendió y le dijo que tenia que cumplirle a su marido o sería tristeza para el Varón de Dios por lo que esa misma noche estuvo íntimamente con él. La pregunta es, ¿fue con consentimiento? Acaso, ¿eso no fue forzarla a que estuviera con él, respaldado con la "doctrina"? Pero esto no solo pasaba en los matrimonios de los incondicionales, sino también en los "normales" de LLDM. Cuando se hablaba de el tema de le matrimonio, ¿si o no usaban el texto de 1 Corintios 7:3-5? ...4 "La mujer no tiene potestad sobre su propio cuerpo, sino el marido; ni tampoco tiene el marido potestad sobre su propio cuerpo , sino la mujer..." En los estudios de casados varias veces se hablo de esto, que si el marido o la esposa no cumplían con sus deberes conyugales están pecando ante Dios. Entonces si la hermana o el hermano no se sentían bien, o nada más no estaban en ese ánimo, la pareja ya estaba lista para utilizar lo que se le enseñó en la secta para abusar sexualmente sea de la esposa o del esposo. Sí, eso es abuso sexual. Algunos pueden decir que es exageración, o que eso del consentimiento sexual es una ideología moderna, pero no. He aquí el problema, la enseñanza estaba tan arraigada en nuestro cerebro que por eso eramos tan vulnerables de caer en el acoso, en el abuso sexual. Qué triste que a la señorita se le enseñe "si te ama y te respeta (el muchacho) te esperará hasta el matrimonio para estar contigo", pero una vez casados, la hermana ya está la merced sexual de su esposo y no hay enseñanza ni regla doctrinal que la ampare. Y no es que a el hombre no le pase pero es mucho mas frecuente que le suceda a la mujer, porque además al hombre se le enseña que él es la cabeza del hogar y que la mujer se debe someter a él, y es allí donde la mujer sigue sufriendo abuso y muchas veces se convierte en un objeto de placer, y al no cumplir, los primeros en reprender son los ministros. Muy mal, porque para empezar ¿ellos qué saben sobre parejas, terapia, psicología, etc? Al contrario, ¡muchos de ellos son los mismísimos abusadores que solo perpetúan el abuso sexual! En la luz del mundo se permite el abuso sexual y la violación. Prácticamente en LLDM la mujer es una esclava sexual. Te dicen con quién estar, si eres incondicional escogen tu pareja, si no lo eres, con tan solo el hecho de que te digan que solo puedes casarte con miembros de la secta. Yendo más allá, te dicen cómo ser y estar sexualmente, no puedes usar anticonceptivos, no te puedes auto-satisfacer, no puedes hacer sexo oral ni sexo anal e inclusive se enseña que solo posición misionera. Te dicen cuándo debes cumplir, que aunque sea en contra de tu voluntad debes estar con tu esposo íntimamente. Nunca o muy rara vez preguntan el porqué no hay intimidad, lo único que hacen es decir, con ánimo autoritario, "cúmplale a su marido porque así lo manda Dios, la doctrina, etc", es decir, las relaciones consentidas o consensuales no se promueven ni se practican sino todo lo contrario. **************************************************************** The teaching of sexual consent in LLDM does not exist. In the years that I belonged to LLDM, I never heard the congregation preach on this very important topic. On the contrary, they teach and promote misogyny. The unconditional weddings where the young lady marries a young man without knowing each other, only allowing themselves to be guided by the apparent will of God executed by "his annointed", are one of the most common and sad examples. For those that don't know how it works, I'll explain it: The unconditional person will be notified a few days before his/her wedding that he/she is going to marry the person that the Apostle of God has chosen for them, usually after one of the meetings of the uncondicional ministers , they name those who will stay after the meeting for a special blessing or sometimes have them called in to the Levitical fraternity office to sign a document in which they agree to be married to who the Apostol has prepared for him or her (that is, they marry whom they, the ministers, , give their free will) and give them a pittance of pesos so that the lady buys a dress and accessories and the young man, a suit. You have only 1 or 2 days to find what is necessary for the wedding, of course, without neglegting the prayers and the meetings of those who are getting married at the wedding. At the meeting they are reminded one hundred thousand times about their unconditional vow and that with whom the Man of God marries them, they will be happy. To avoid having a show in which the young man denies one of the ladies or vice versa, they are told to observe who they are who they are going to marry and if they have a doubt or fear that they will marry someone they are going to deny at the altar, that they better speak now or forever hold their peace. The day before the wedding they make them rehearse in the middle of the temple of HP, they tell them how they are going to assemble. When they name the sister she must go to the center and then when it is the brother's turn to go to the center he must take the bride by the arm and they walk to the altar etc ... The day of the wedding arrives, they do what was rehearsed, and for the first time the young man meets his wife when he lifts her veil and gives her the holy kiss. Do you know what always made me cringe? When the couple leaves the temple and everyone outside begins to shout there in the temple courts "kiss, kiss" and the newly, not only married, but acquaintances, are forced to kiss each other! Sometimes it was on the cheek, sometimes it was in the mouth, definetly cringeworthy! They don't even know each other! Well I'm going back to the topic. I've listened to the testimonies of several girls who lived through the terror of their wedding night, some husbands respected waiting for the lady to feel "ready" and others did not, saying "we are already married, now is the time to consumate the act." Someone told me how she cried and cried and asked her husband for time to fall in love with him, she begged God to help her, but she just felt nothing, no attraction. Days passed, weeks passed, months passed, and nothing. He tried to conquer her and make her fall in love but it didn't work, until he got fed up, so he sent for the supervisor and told him that they had not yet had relations because his wife was not leaving, so the minister rebuked her and told her that she had to comply with her husband or it would be sadness for the Man of God so that same night she had sex with him. The question is, was it with consent? Wasn't that forcing her to be with him? But this not only happens in the marriages of the unconditional, but also in the "normal" marriages of LLDM. When preaching the topic of marriage, did they not use the text of 1 of Corinthians 7: 3-5? "... 4 The wife does not have power over her own body, but the husband; neither does the husband have power over his own body, but the wife ..." In marriage studies several times it was spoken of this, that if the husband or the wife did not fulfill their conjugal duties they are sinning before God. So if the sister or brother was not feeling well, or just were not in that mood, the couple was ready to use what they were taught in the cult to sexually abuse either the wife or the husband. Yes, that is sexual abuse. Some may say that it is exaggeration, or that sexual consent is a modern ideology, but it is not. Hereby the problem, this teaching was so ingrained in our brains that that's why we were so vulnerable to being sexually abused. How sad that the lady is taught "if he loves you and respects you (the young man) will wait for you until marriage to be with you", but once married, the sister is at the sexual mercy of her husband and there is no teaching or doctrinal rule that protects her. And I'm not saying that it doesn't happen to a man, but it is much more frequent that it happens to a woman, because in addition, the man is taught that he is the head of the home and that the woman must submit to him, and that is where the woman continues to suffer abuse and often becomes a sexual object, and when she does not comply, the first to reprimand her are the ministers. Shame on them, because what do they know about couples, therapy, psychology, etc. to begin with? On the contrary, many of them are the very same abusers who perpetuate sexual abuse! Sexual abuse and rape are allowed in the light of the world. Practically in LLDM the woman is a sex slave. They tell you who to be with, if you are unconditional they choose your partner, if you are not, just by the fact that they tell you that you can only marry members of the cult. Going further, they tell you how to be and be sexually, you cannot use contraceptives, you cannot self-satisfy, you cannot do oral sex or anal sex and it is even taught that only missionary position. They tell you when you must comply, that even if it is against your will you must be with your husband intimately. They never or very rarely ask why there is no intimacy, the only thing they do is say, with an authoritarian spirit, "comply with your husband because God, doctrine, etc. commands it". Consensual or consensual relationships are neither promoted nor practiced in lldm on the contrary.
Background e intro United Kingdom, eufemismo para describir un país en poco unido en profunda transición intentando des-europeizarse, un país que en realidad son 4 y donde se encuentra una de las dos Irlandas. Una, si no es la primera de mis jurisdicciones favoritas. Lo que hay que entender quizás sobre Reino Unido es que es un off-shoot del Imperio Británico y esto es solo relevante para nosotros porque la mayoría de los centros de banca internacional hoy dia son o fueron dependencias de la corona (Crown dependencies). A nivel histórico muchos centros comerciales en los Ingleses establecieron relaciones en el pasado fueron Free ports y algunos de estos eventualmente fueron desarrollados como centros financieros (HK, Singapore, Brunei, Malaysia, Dubai(No es un país pero fue un protectorado). Este es el motivo principal por el cual English common law se usa como plataforma base para todos los centros financieros y en particular los que fueron parte de la corona. Muchos han cambiado o han adecuado ciertos aspectos en base a las necesidades o creencias de sus poblaciones como es el ejemplo del Sultanato de Brunei o Los Emiratos Árabes Unidos donde se usa un mix de Sharia law, civil y common law. Brunei es más duro y aplica mayoritariamente Syariah law (su interpretación de Shariah) y a nivel financiero Common law e islamic banking services. No hace mucho estuvo en las noticias por haber pasado una ley que permite ejecutar a homosexuales. A diferencia de otros países, Reino Unido posee varios centros offshore muy cerca de casa, de hecho el principal se encuentra “onshore” y es The city of London. Para los que no lo tienen claro, The city of London se encuentra en London city. The city, for shorts hoy día es un barrio, centro financiero que tiene un marco legal diferente al resto de la ciudad y el país donde se encuentra y se l considera una corporación. A punto tal que el Mayor of London tiene que pedir permiso al Lord Mayor quien es un Aldermen y es el miembro superior del Aldermen court quienes a su vez son los principales miembros que aprueban Livery corporations of freemen. Y si, si quieren tienen tiempo y dinero pueden obtener un certificado oficial de la City of London corporation estableciendo que son Freemen de una livery corporation para lo cual primero deben ser Livery men. En The City hay cantidades de bancos y establecimientos financieros cuales ofrecen servicios a HNWI y UHNWI, High and Ultra High Net Worth Individuals en forma de banca privada o family offices. El banco más antiguo de Inglaterra con única sucursal y no asociado con ningún otro banco de una network se encuentra ahí. La familia que lo fundo todavía lo administra. Los otros centros de banca internacional en el país son las islas del Canal de la Mancha. En particular, Isle of Man, Jersey, The Bailiwick of Guernsey, Stark y Gibraltar. Considerando que la mayoría de los interesados en el sub son gente que no tiene 5 millones de libras para invertir, (y si este fuese el caso no se que haces leyéndome) me voy a concentrar en productos accesibles al usuario retail normal, voy a evitar The City of London y nos vamos a concentrar en las islas. Regulacion: Desde el 2016 hay dos grandes diferencias entre bancos en las islas y bancos “onshore”. Después de la crisis del 2008 se pasó legislación para separar los bancos offshore y banca de inversión de los bancos retail tradicionales para proteger a los ahorristas. Ringfencing, es el termino que se aplica y lo que separa a los bancos a los que podemos acceder de los cuales están reservados para residentes y compañías residentes. Non-ringfenced Banks incluye los bancos de las islas aunque no todos. Algunos bancos son pura y exclusivamente para hacer servicing a no residentes y otros como el Caso de LLoyds, NatWest, HSBC extecera tienen dos sitios diferentes para residentes en la isla (ringfenced) y no residentes (non-ringfenced). Ringfence me suena a corralito en lo personal pero nada por el estilo. CRS: Si. Consecuentemente tienen que declarar sus cuentas a la AFIP. Taxation: No hay impuestos a los depósitos en ninguna moneda, taxacion transparente o “pass through”, pagan intereses y dividendos lump sum y es el deber del cliente declararlo y pagar las tasas correspondientes en su pais de residencia. Esto de por si, a nivel impositivo es muy superior a EEUU para establecer una relación bancaria. No hay widthholding tax. En este aspecto funciona como las UK LP o LLPs, ya que estas también son passthrough entities y los impuestos se pagan en la jurisdicción de residencia donde el partner miembro reside. Muy útil a la hora de no ser taxeable dos veces si hay carencia de DTA Divisa: Depende de la institución pero en general mínimo 3 diferentes divisas, GBP, USD, EUR. Siendo que la mayoría de los bancos lidian con clientes internacionales es común encontrar divisas mas exóticas. Las comunes en general son CHF, HKD, SGD, ZAR. Control de capitales: No. Inversiones: Si, dependiendo de la institución habrá más o menos variedad disponible. Existen plazos fijos reales y no certificados de depósito. Si invierten en un fondo radicado offshore en la misma u otra isla británica la taxación va a funcionar de manera similar. En general como ya se que tienen en cuenta, invertir en el banco es más caro que invertir via bróker. Depositors Insurance: Si, cada isla tiene regulación diferente. No es el mismo deposito que existe en los bancos onshore (ringfenced) ofrecido via FSCS. Pero existe y cubre 50.000 GBP o equivalente x entidad Máximo 100,000,000 GBP en un periodo de 5 años. Si la cuenta esta a nombre de dos personas, es el doble. Limitaciones: Existen, dependiendo residencia, nacionalidad y profiling. Si bien no hay problema con ser Argentino, no todos los bancos tienen licencia para operar con clientes Argentinos. Si uno tiene la suerte de ser ciudadano europeo la mayoría de estas limitaciones desaparecen inclusive si se es residente en Argentina. SEPA: Si! Es uno de los mejores beneficios. Euro offshore + créditos y débitos SEPA sin costo en la mayoría de los casos. Si estás pensando en crypto, estas en lo correcto. Olvidate de pagar 50 a 90 dolares por una transferencia SWIFT en dólares. Welcome SEPA, gratis o menos de 0.9 Euro. Costo: En general es más barato mantener y utilizar una cuenta en Channel islands que en EEUU. Por la sola razón que se encuentran fuera de Estados Unidos las transferencias (dependiendo de arreglos bancarios personales) muy probablemente utilicen correspondent Banks. Por otro lado desde Argentina ya deben estar acostumbrados a ese costo. En USD las transferencias van a tener que ser todas SWIFT, no existe el ACH fuera de EEUU. En GBP siendo la moneda del pais hay varios tipos diferentes de transferencias entre entidades. Los costos varían pero en general son gratuitas. Pagos CHAPS entre las islas pueden ser más caros, pero pueden evitarse simplemente no usando ese protocolo. Bancos: Esta lista no va pretende cubrir todas las instituciones disponibles y les recomiendo que siempre hagan averiguaciones por su cuenta. Mi situación es y puede ser diferente a la de ustedes y siempre haya cosas nuevas que podemos compartir. Siempre revisen los costos, ya que pueden variar de gran manera de una entidad a la otra.
Standard Bank international https://international.standardbank.com/ Algunos lo deben recordar de cuando estaba presente en Argentina. Fue el banco que compro Bank Boston y es el banco más grande de Sud Africa. Yo entiendo que esto para muchos suena a descarte instantáneo. Es una entidad separada de la sudafricana de la misma manera que HSBC en Hong Kong es completamente diferente a HSBC en Inglaterra o Argentina. Deposito mínimo: £2000 o 3000 USD/EUAUD Balance mínimo: £0. Costo Mensual: £0. Underfunding: £0 o £60 dependiendo de la cuenta. Divisas: GBP, USD, EUR, AUD. Tarjetas de débito: Si, una por divisa GBP, USD, EUR. No todas las demás ofrecen tarjetas. Tarjetas de crédito: No. Divisas exoticas: ZAR, DKK, JPY, CAD, NOK, SEK, CHF, AED, HKD, NZD, SGD. Limitaciones: Si, Argentinos residentes en Argentina no son aceptados. Sin embargo si son ciudadanos de algún otro país y residen en Argentina no hay problema. En la página se puede chequear.
Santander International https://www.santanderinternational.co.uk/ El mismo banco que se encuentra en Argentina de capitales Españoles pero versión offshore. Deposito mínimo: £75000 o equivalente. Balance mínimo: N/A. Costo Mensual: £0. Underfunding: £0. Divisas: GBP, USD, EUR. Tarjetas de débito: Si, una por divisa GBP, USD, EUR. Tarjetas de crédito: No. Divisas exóticas: No. Notas extra: Disponible en Isle of Man y Jersey Limitaciones: En el momento que hable con ellos no pregunte directamente si había limitaciones con respecto a residencia en Argentina. Siendo que el banco tiene presencia en Argentina sería interesante saber si es posible abrir una cuenta via las sucursales en Argentina (lo dudo ya que HSBC no ofrece este servicio en el pais) o si pueden al menos ayudar a certificar la documentación.
Lloyds bank International https://international.lloydsbank.com/ Uno de los tantos bancos que se perdieron en Argentina después del 2001. También se fueron de Uruguay cuando endurecieron la banca IFE. después del 2008 se achicaron en gran medida y cerraron la mayoría de sus sucursales internacionales. En Reino Unido siguen firmes. Deposito mínimo: Depende de la cuenta £500, 5000 USD/GBP, £50.000 o equivalente. Balance mínimo: N/A. Costo Mensual: Depende de la cuenta desde £0 hasta £7.50, €8, US$10. Underfunding: N/A. Divisas: GBP, USD, EUR. Tarjetas de débito: Si, una por divisa GBP, USD, EUR. Tarjetas de crédito: No para clientes offshore. Si residiste en UK y mantenes tu tarjeta una vez que dejas el país podes mantenerla Divisas exóticas: Si. Notas extra: Disponible en Isle of Man, Jersey y Gibraltar. Los plazos fijos son únicamente anuales. Solo las cuentas corrientes en GBP tienen acceso via la aplicación. De hecho la cuenta corriente en GBP tiene una plataforma de internet banking separada. Un poco engorroso. Limitaciones: Argentinos residentes en Argentina no, doble ciudadanos si residentes en Argentina si, no solo ciudadanos Europeos. Argentinos residentes en otras jurisdicciones si. Una nueva regla desde que UK eligio no ser parte de la Unión Europea, si uno se vuelve residente en la EU, no te pueden ofrecer servicio. Y ahí es donde se encuentra el caveat principal, no te pueden ofrecer servicio, pero si la apretura de cuenta precede tu residencia en la EU, podes mantener la cuenta y te ofrecen servicios con respecto a esa cuenta. Pero no se puede abrir nuevas cuentas ya sea de inversión o cuentas en otras divisas.
HSBC Expat(Previamente HSBC Offshore markets limited) https://www.expat.hsbc.com Mas allá de las criticas que se hacen al servicio de HSBC Premier, está a mi criterio es su versión más interesante. Deposito mínimo: £75.000 50.000 GBP o equivalente, depósitos o inversiones. Balance mínimo: £5,000, US$5,000 o €10,000. Costo Mensual: £0. Underfunding: £35. Divisas: GBP, USD, EUR. Tarjetas de débito: Si, una por divisa GBP y USD. Tarjetas de crédito: Si, hay variedad todas en GBP excepto las tarjetas American Express donde hay alternativa en Euros. Divisas exóticas: Si, 15. AUD, CAD, DKK, HKD, HUF, JPY, NZD, NOK, PLN, RMB*(en realidad CNY)*, ZAR, SEK, CHF, SGD,THB, AED. En otras jurisdicciones ofrecen mas, info mas adelante. Notas extra: Disponible en Jersey unicamente. Limitaciones: La cuenta en Euros no es SEPA, aunque pueden abrir luego una cuenta HSBC en un pais en EU y pueden mover fondos desde Expat a Onshore instantaneamente sin costo y luego usar la cuenta onshore para las transferencias SEPA, es un workaround mas que una solucion honestamente. HSBC como todo banco de origen Asiático es un banco risk averse, sin embargo en el mundo occidental suelen ser bastante menos severos. En Argentina no se puede hacer uso de Global view y global transfers pero hay un pequeño hack que no mucha gente se ha percatado. Si bien el deposito mínimo es alto, solía ser más alto. Si alguno de Uds. Es cliente Premier en Argentina el mínimo es algo de 20.000 USD o equivalente. Atencion que en Argentina tiene Premier y Premier black, cosa que en el resto del mundo no existe. Por lo que yo vi, Premier Black es el Premier ofrecido normalmente en otras jurisdicciones. Y esa es su ventana, HSBC Premier en otros países tiene un menor entry level. En EEUU en este momento son 75.000 USD y hay que pagar impuestos federales. Al cambio, en Expat hoy día uno puede parkear depósitos e invertir en los fondos HSBC offshore por 60.000 USD en USD sin pagar los federal taxes porque no aplican. Sin embargo si realmente necesitan una cuenta en USA por alguna razón, solo tienen que enviar un email a su relationship manager y pedirla. Una charla telefónica después y unos días, reciben el welcome pack en el correo. Pueden hacer lo mismo con casi cualquier otra jurisdicción. Inclusive, más allá de que lo nieguen en las sucursales, Argentina. “Premier in one Premier in all” es valido en Argentina. Si uno es cliente Premier en otra jurisdicción, puede hacer uso del mismo servicio para abrir una cuenta Expat ya que si se califica en una jurisdicción es suficiente. Si es una jurisdicción como en el caso de Argentina, pueden pedir que deposites mas fondos en tu nueva cuenta.
Hay otros bancos? Si, hay montones más. No en todas las islas estan los mismos asi que pueden ir investigando. Muchos que van a reconocer y otros que no tanto. Algunos de estos nunca tuve relación pero los incluyo por si quieren ver que ofrecen.
Hay otras entidades? Aceptan Argentinos? Si, hay montones mas de entidades, no las use a todas y algunas tienen fines particulares tipo banca privada o trusts (fideicomisos). Otros bancos son unicamente corporativos o business banking. Incorporar una Limited Partnership en Reino Unido puede ser un buen vehiculo para no pagar impuestos de manera doble dependiendo de cuanto uno facture. Pueden buscar bancos en las islas y los discutimos entre todos. No tengo conocimiento de absolutamente todos lose servicios disponibles y me imagino que algunos de ustedes buscaran servicios que les sean relevantes a sus actividades. El futuro, Alternativas Fintech: Este es el segmento donde todo está cambiando y rapido. Debido al passporting de ofrecimientos en la Union Europea muchos servicios que se ofrecen en Europa están domiciliados en Reino Unido y viceversa. Algunos de estos servicios estaban disponibles para no residentes anteirormente (Monzo, Monese) pero desde que obtuvieron su licencia bancaria desistieron. La razón principal es que antes estaban operando via passporting de servicios y en preparación al Brexit, se localizaron porque no va ser posible hacer passporting. A los que no les intereso hacer eso (Fidor bank por ejemplo, el banco Aleman pero UK Branch) directamente dejo el pais. Duraron 3 años y medio. Transferwise es un ejemplo de una emperesa que todos deben conocer. La compañía está basada en Estonia sin embargo su cuenta USD y oficina principal es en Carnary Wharf, la extensión de The City of London. Ahora lo que hay que entender es que la mayoría de las instituciones, si bien están reguladas por la FSCS no son bancos. Son lo que en Europa se llama EMIs Electronic Money Institutions. Los depósitos solo están asegurados si esta anunciado explícitamente. Como se imaginan a esta altura, visto que estos servicios están basados en Reino Unido onshore, están ringfenced y no deberían tomar como clientes a no residentes.
Transferwise borderless Deben conocerla ya, ayer de casualidad un usuario me comento que desde Argentina ya no se puede obtener cuentas en USD. Por el momento no conozco limitación tal para GBP/EUAUD/NZD. Sin embargo la tarjeta de debito creo que no se ofrece en Argentina. Si poseen un pasaporte Europeo, y pueden producir una dirección de correo físico (familiaamigo/remailer) doy fe que se puede obtener la tarjeta. Esto no es un área gris de la reglamentación, en realidad va en contra de los términos y condiciones. Para el resto de los servicios transferwise de transferencias y holding de divisas no es necesario mucho mas. No son crypto friendly, si es lo que se busca, necesitan una cuenta similar a las que discutimos anteriormente.
Monzo Banking license: Si. Depositors insurance: Si. £85.000. Regulado por FSCS. Se puede en teoría abrir una cuenta via la app sin ser residente fiscal en UK pero se necesita una dirección en UK.
Starling Banking license: Si. Depositors insurance: Si. £85.000. Situacion similar a Monzo, tambien regulado por FSCS. Se puede en teoría abrir una cuenta via la app sin ser residente fiscal en UK pero se necesita una dirección en UK.
Tandem, Plum, Atom, Loot, Chip son alternativas similares y en general todas requieren residencia, los Fintech con ofrecimientos más abiertos van a estar en el artículo de Europa. Algo interesante para tener en cuenta sobre estas alternativas Fintech al menos en el caso de Reino Unido es que en la mayoría de los casos, los términos y condiciones no solo no toman no residentes, sino que al momento de viajar, algunas requieren darte un permiso para usar sus productos. Donations.
2020.06.24 06:05 Viewfromthe31stfloorUpdate on the City's response to COVID-19- latest email from Mayor's Community Affairs Unit
As you are aware, the City is currently responding to the novel coronavirus, and we want to make sure that you are provided with the most up-to-date information. Cómo ya sabe, la Ciudad de Nueva York está respondiendo al brote del coronavirus, y queremos asegurarnos que reciba información actualizada. 如您所知, 紐約市目前正在應對新冠病毒, 我們會確保向您提供最新的消息。 MAYOR DE BLASIO, COMMISSIONER GARCIA AND CHANCELLOR CARRANZA ANNOUNCE SUMMER MEAL HUBS Meal Hub service will continue this summer for all New Yorkers from 7:30 AM to 1:30 PM Monday through Friday at 400 sites NEW YORK—Mayor Bill de Blasio, COVID-19 Food Czar and Sanitation Commissioner Kathryn Garcia and Chancellor Richard A. Carranza today announced grab-and-go Meal Hubs will continue to operate through the summer as the City continues to fight food insecurity during the COVD-19 crisis. Starting on June 29th, Meal Hub summer service will operate at approximately 400 sites across the city and continue regular service from 7:30 AM to 1:30 PM, Monday through Friday. Grab-and-go meals are available to any New Yorker who needs them. Vegetarian meals that are also halal will be available at all sites, and select sites serving halal chicken and kosher-certified meals will continue during the summer. A full list of sites will be available here. “New Yorkers shouldn't have to choose between putting food on the table and paying their bills," said Mayor Bill de Blasio. “We’re continuing Grab-and-go meals through the summer to ensure no New Yorkers goes hungry.” “The hundreds of Grab & Go sites across the city have been a crucial part of ensuring that no New Yorker goes hungry due to this crisis, and I want to thank the working people who will help them stay open throughout the summer,” said New York City Sanitation Commissioner and ‘COVID-19 Food Czar’ Kathryn Garcia. “These meals are available regardless of income, citizenship, or age, and I urge anyone in need to make use of them.” “Serving over 20 million meals to New Yorkers throughout this crisis has been an honor, and our heroic food service workers have seen it as their duty,” said Schools Chancellor Richard A. Carranza. “We are proud to continue this service throughout the summer for anyone who needs a meal during the week.” After school buildings were closed on March 15th due to COVID-19, the grab-and-go Meal Hub program began in order to provide nutritious food to students who depend on school meals. As part of the City’s fight against the economic crisis caused by the pandemic, Meal Hub service expanded in early April to include all New Yorkers who need meals during this crisis. To date, Meal Hubs have served approximately 30 million meals and are currently averaging approximately 550,000 meals a day. Meal Hub service will continue for the duration of this summer. In addition to meals, Meal Hubs are now community hubs for important updates on COVID-19, free books for young people, and access to menstrual hygiene products. Starting on June 22nd, all Meal Hubs began offering take home pizza meal kits. Take home pizza meal kits can be cooked at home using an oven, microwave, or toaster oven. Meal Hub patrons can pick up pizza alongside to grab-and-go meal offerings, and this option will continue to be available throughout the summer. The DOE will exhaust all existing supplies of pizza in schools to prevent food waste and continue to order more meal kits as needed. Site locations may change for Summer Meal Hub service. To find the closest open Meal Hub, please visit schools.nyc.gov/freemeals or text “NYC FOOD” or “NYC COMIDA” to 877-877. "As New York City reaches an unemployment rate of 18% and New Yorkers struggle to pay their bills, the last thing our communities should have to worry about is whether they can put food on the table. I am grateful that the NYC Department of Education will continue the Grab & Go Meal Hub program into the summer – it is critical that New Yorkers maintain access to emergency food assistance throughout the duration of this pandemic and in our greatest moment of need," said State Senator Alessandra Biaggi. "Neither COVID-19 nor hunger take a summer vacation. It is vital we make sure our children get fed this summer. I support efforts to adapt tools that can get meals to children while keeping them safe during the pandemic," said Assistant Speaker Felix W. Ortiz. "The effects of the pandemic are far-reaching and have impacted food security for many people across our city," said Council Member Adrienne Adams. “The continuation of grab-and-go meal hubs throughout the summer comes to us during challenging times and displays the administration’s commitment to the fight against hunger in New York City. I look forward to this continued support for all New Yorkers.” "DOE Grab-and-Go Meal sites have without a doubt been an incredible lifeline for my constituents since the brink of this pandemic, and I'm thrilled that this program will continue even after the academic year has finished for the summer season," said Council Member Margaret S. Chin. "As New York City continues its path towards a full reopening, we must remain committed to preserving the services that have helped hundreds of families survive this crisis to help New Yorkers get back on their feet." “As the City begins to reopen, it’s critical that all New Yorkers continue to have access to fresh, healthy food and the comprehensive support and resources offered at DOE meal hubs. I thank Commissioner Garcia, Commissioner Carranza, and Mayor de Blasio for their commitment to fighting food insecurity and ensuring New Yorkers are supported throughout the City’s recovery process,” said Council Member Andrew Cohen. “Even as we enter Phase 2 of reopening the city, and we allow restaurants to reopen, food insecurity continues to be an issue for families across all five boroughs,” said Council Member Vanessa L. Gibson. “Our office has been inundated with calls from residents seeking food assistance since the start of the pandemic and the grab-and-go Meal Hubs have been a great source of support for them. I commend the administration for their decision to continue to operate the Meal Hubs during the summer and for offering Halal and Kosher options to ensure all New Yorkers are able to take advantage of this program.” "This virus exacerbated food insecurity issues in New York City, the financial stress created by Covid-19 continues to be all too real for many families," said Council Member Ben Kallos. "Extending grab-and-go Meal Hubs throughout the summer will offer families in need something to fall back on when they cannot make ends meet. This is important for children, seniors, and every vulnerable New Yorker in between. Thank you to Mayor de Blasio and Food Czar and Sanitation Commissioner Kathryn Garcia as well as Chancellor Richard A. Carranza for working together to make this happen." "We have seen an unprecedented need for emergency food assistance in the wake of the COVID-19 outbreak and expanding summer meal hubs will help ensure all New Yorkers have access to fresh, nutritious food to help get them through these trying times,” said Council Member Peter Koo. "Covid-19 cases are at record lows in New York City, but the economic impact of the virus has yet to peak. Free meal service for all, including our halal and kosher eating communities, is an essential service," said Council Member Rory Lancman. "Making sure our most vulnerable families and children are fed is arguably more important now during the recovery than before. No one should have to worry about putting food on the table while they try to restore financial stability. I'm pleased the City will continue the Grab and Go Meal Hubs through the summer,” said Council Member Carlos Menchaca. "The extension of the Meal Hub program, coupled with the availability of halal and vegetarian options and other crucial resources, represents the City's enduring commitment to provide for all its residents. Today's announcement is an important step to ensuring that individuals and families have access to nutritious food options, and I applaud the Administration's efforts in ensuring that no New Yorker goes hungry," said Council Member I. Daneek Miller. "COVID-19 has affected New York City in unimaginable ways, but one of the most urgent economic effects of the pandemic was food insecurity. Thankfully, the City stepped in to fill the need with the Meal Hub program. With so many New Yorkers still suffering from lost income and facing limited employment prospects in the coming months, the extension of this program through the summer is vital. I commend the Mayor, Chancellor Carranza, and Commissioner Garcia for keeping this service in place, and I send my heartfelt appreciation to the essential workers that prepare and distribute these meals at our schools," said Council Member Carlina Rivera. MAYOR DE BLASIO AND CHANCELLOR CARRANZA ANNOUNCE CITYWIDE GRADUATION FOR THE CLASS OF 2020 Event will air on June 30th at 7:00PM on PIX11 and online NEW YORK—Today, Mayor Bill de Blasio and Schools Chancellor Richard A. Carranza announced a citywide graduation celebration will be held on June 30. The graduation will bring the entire city together in celebration of the past accomplishments and bright future of the Class of 2020, featuring student spotlights, musical performances, and special guest speakers—including award-winning artist, and former NYC Public School student and teacher, Lin-Manuel Miranda. “Graduating high school under normal circumstances is an extraordinary accomplishment, but I am especially impressed by the Class of 2020 and all they have been through to get to this point. In this time of great upheaval and many challenges, they will be leading the way to create a fairer, safer future for all. I could not be more proud to celebrate them with this special sendoff,” said Mayor Bill de Blasio. “Congratulations to the amazing Class of 2020! There’s never been a New York City graduating class like yours. There’s never been a senior year like this!” said Schools Chancellor Richard A. Carranza. “As Chancellor of all New York City Public Schools, and on behalf of all 150,000 staff who make our schools run: I am so proud of you.” “We’re proud to help make this exciting event available to every New Yorker,” said Bart Feder, Vice President and General Manager of PIX11. “These resilient graduates will play a crucial role in the future of our city and nation, and they’ve earned this recognition” The COVID-19 crisis disrupted the traditional celebrations honoring the accomplishments and hard work of the Class of 2020, and this special program will be broadcast to all of New York in recognition of all the Class of 2020 has achieved. The graduation celebration, produced by the City in partnership with New York’s Very Own PIX11, will air live on PIX11’s TV channel, website, and social media channels at 7:00PM on June 30th. It will also be livestreamed on the DOE’s and City’s social media channels, as well as at https://www.nycclassof2020.com/. Kori Chambers, Marysol Castro and Mr. G from PIX11 will host the ceremony, which will feature: · a musical performance from Brooklyn’s Phony Ppl as well as student musical performances; · guest speakers including Lin-Manuel Miranda, Pitbull, Kenan Thompson, Nick Kroll, Angela Yee, Tina Fey, Andy Cohen, and more; · a special valedictorian speech; · and contributions from family members and educators who have supported our graduating seniors. The citywide celebration of the Class of 2020 complements ceremonies and events being held in communities across the city. These celebrations are being done virtually, as drive-throughs, and in other unique ways that safely honor this year’s senior class. MAYOR DE BLASIO ANNOUNCES ILLEGAL FIREWORKS TASK FORCE As complaints skyrocket, NYPD, FDNY Fire Marshals and Sheriff's Office take action to disrupt fireworks supply chain NEW YORK—Mayor Bill de Blasio today established a multi-agency task force to crack down on illegal fireworks sales. The task force will target suppliers, distributors and possessors of large quantities of illegal fireworks by conducting investigations and sting operations within and outside of New York City to disrupt supply chains. The FDNY will also launch a public safety campaign, including public service announcements and social media, to illustrate the dangers of illegal fireworks. The task force will consist of 10 officers from NYPD Intelligence Bureau, 12 FDNY Fire Marshals and 20 members of the Sheriff’s Bureau of Criminal Investigation. “Illegal fireworks are both dangerous and a public nuisance” said Mayor Bill de Blasio. “We’re cracking down on this activity at the source to ensure the safety of all New Yorkers and the ability of our neighbors to get some sleep.” “For any number of reasons the use of illegal firework has skyrocketed this year and that has damaged the quality of life in our neighborhoods. The NYPD will continue to work closely with our city partners to address this dangerous issue,” said Police Commissioner Dermot Shea. “Fireworks are illegal in New York City for a reason: they are extremely dangerous and can cause fires and serious injuries,” said Fire Commissioner Daniel A. Nigro. “Our Fire Marshals will work closely with their fellow law enforcement agencies to address this growing problem that is impacting New Yorkers in communities across our city.” “Illegal fireworks pose a significant danger to New York families, and the Sheriff’s Office will use its investigative tools in the areas of contraband interdiction in conjunction with our law enforcement agency partners to vigorously suppress the sale and distribution of illegal fireworks,” said Sheriff Joseph Fucito. MAYOR DE BLASIO AND MACY'S ANNOUNCE 4TH OF JULY CELEBRATION NEW YORK—Today, Mayor de Blasio and Macy’s announced a fireworks plan in celebration of the 4th of July that will reach every borough for the first time ever. From June 29th to July 1st and on July 4th, a series of fireworks displays will launch from various land and water-based locations across New York City. “These past few months have been some of the most difficult in our city’s history, and New Yorkers are looking for a break. This 4th of July Celebration with Macy’s will give all New Yorkers a safe and exciting way to enjoy the holiday together, even when we are apart,” said Mayor Bill de Blasio. “New York City is our hometown. Macy’s believes in giving back to the communities where we live and work, and this year, we are taking our Fireworks show on a trip across the city. In reimagining this year’s show, the idea of bringing elements to many parts of our hometown resonated with our team and partners in the City of New York,” said Susan Tercero, Eecutive Producer Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks. “These five-minute surprise displays will showcase Macy’s signature pyrotechnic design and scale, while encouraging spectators to continue following safety and social distancing measures. The multiple location spectacle will culminate with a full-scale television presentation of Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks, capturing the spirit of the city for all New Yorkers and the nation to enjoy, choreographed to a rousing score, and featuring the nation’s best musical performances.” These smaller, unannounced displays will allow New Yorkers to celebrate all week long. Each show is brief and will be over before residents can gather at the source. With heights reaching up to 1,000 feet from some firing locations, staying close to home and following social distancing guidelines is the best way to enjoy the show. New Yorkers and spectators across the country will have a front-row view to the displays by tuning to NBC’s national broadcast of Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular (8-10p.m. ET/PT, 7-9 p.m. CT/MT, check local listings). The Nation's most popular Independence Day special will include performances from some of America’s top musical acts and a presentation of the full Macy’s Fireworks show captured throughout the week, including a live grand finale. For more information on the 44th Annual Macy’s 4th of July Fireworks, please visit macys.com/fireworks. Resources and Updates you may find useful: Recursos y Actualizaciones que les pueden ser útiles: 對您可能有用的資料和更新 New York City is now in Phase Two of reopening. Businesses that may start or expand operations include offices, in-store retail, outdoor dining, hair salons and barbershops, real estate, commercial building management, retail rental, repair and cleaning, and vehicle sales, leases, and rentals. https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-businesses-and-facilities.page La Ciudad de Nueva York está ahora en la Segunda Fase de Reapertura. Las empresas que pueden comenzar o expandir sus operaciones incluyen oficinas, tiendas minoristas, restaurantes al aire libre, peluquerías, bienes y raíces, administración de edificios comerciales , alquiler minorista, reparación y limpieza , y ventas de vehículos, arrendamientos y alquileres. https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-businesses-and-facilities.page 纽约市现在处于重新开放的第二阶段。 店铺和商业包括办公室，店内零售，户外用餐，美发沙龙和理发店，房地产， 商业楼宇管理，零售租金，维修和清洁以及车辆销售与租赁都可以开张或者扩展业务了。https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-businesses-and-facilities.pag Phase One guidance for: Construction Businesses (PDF, June 21) Other Languages: Español 繁體中文 简体中文 Русский Kreyòl ayisyen 한국어 বাংলা Italiano Polski ײִדיש Retail Businesses (PDF, June 21) Other Languages: 繁體中文 简体中文 Русский Kreyòl ayisyen 한국어 বাংলা Italiano Polski ײִדיש Manufacturing Businesses (PDF, June 21) Other Languages: Español 繁體中文 简体中文 Русский Kreyòl ayisyen 한국어 বাংলা Italiano Polski ײִדיש Wholesale Trade Businesses (PDF, June 21) Other Languages: Español 繁體中文 简体中文 Русский Kreyòl ayisyen 한국어 বাংলা Italiano Polski ײִדיש Free COVID-19 testing is now available to ALL New Yorkers https://www1.nyc.gov/site/coronavirus/get-tested/covid-19-testing.page Prueba de COVID-19 gratis ahora está disponible para todos los Neoyorquinos https://www1.nyc.gov/site/coronavirus/get-tested/covid-19-testing.page 免费新冠病毒检测对所有纽约市民开放： https://www1.nyc.gov/site/coronavirus/get-tested/covid-19-testing.page Information on Test & Trace Corps https://www1.nyc.gov/site/coronavirus/get-tested/test-trace-corps.page Información sobre el Cuerpo de Exámen y Rastreo (Test and Trace Corps) https://www1.nyc.gov/site/coronavirus/get-tested/test-trace-corps.page 测试和追踪资讯https://www1.nyc.gov/site/coronavirus/get-tested/test-trace-corps.page Pediatric Multisystem Inflammatory Syndrome Fact Sheet (PDF, May 11) Other Languages: Español Русский 繁體中文 简体中文 Kreyòl ayisyen 한국어 বাংলা Italiano Polski ײִדיש العربية Français اردو فارسى ελληνικά עברית हिन्दी 日本語 नेपाली Português ਪੰਜਾਬੀ (India) ਪੰਜਾਬੀ (Pakistan) Tagalog ไทย བོད་ཡིག Tiếng Viet Latest guidance on evictions and housing court from the Mayor’s Office to Protect Tenants https://www1.nyc.gov/content/tenantprotection/pages/covid19-home-quarantine (scroll to the bottom of the page to access the information in other languages) Orientación actualizada sobre desalojos y el tribunal de la vivienda de la Oficina del Alcalde para Proteger a Inquilinos https://www1.nyc.gov/content/tenantprotection/pages/covid19-home-quarantine (deplácese hasta el final de la página de internet para acceder a la información en otros idiomas) 市长办公室保护房客的最新驱逐和住房法院指南https://www1.nyc.gov/content/tenantprotection/pages/covid19-home-quarantine (其它语言在页面底部) Alternate side parking has been suspended until June 28, 2020. 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It is updated daily: https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data.page Los datos presentados a continuación reflejan la información más reciente recopilada sobre las personas que dieron positivo para COVID-19 en Nueva York: https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data.page 数据显示了目前收集的有关纽约市新冠病毒检测呈阳性的人的最新信息。 每天更新: https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-data.page Public health milestones: https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-goals.page Hitos de salud pública https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-goals.page 公共卫生里程碑: https://www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/covid/covid-19-goals.page Other Resources/Otros Recursos/其他資源 Through July 15th, 2020, health insurance enrollment is open for uninsured New Yorkers as part of a Special Enrollment Period: https://www1.nyc.gov/nyc-resources/get-covered.page Hasta el 15 de Julio de 2020, la inscripción en el seguro de salud está abierta para los neoyorquinos sin seguro como parte de un Período de inscripción especial https://www1.nyc.gov/nyc-resources/get-covered.page 到2020年7月15日为止，作为特殊登记时期，医疗保险将向所以没有保险的纽约人开放保险登记: https://www1.nyc.gov/nyc-resources/get-covered.page Economic Impact Payment (stimulus check) file:///C:/Users/acanas/AppData/Local/Microsoft/Windows/INetCache/Content.Outlook/3CV3FMHH/EIP_poster_200616.pdf https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/159-million-economic-impact-payments-processed-low-income-people-and-others-who-arent-required-to-file-tax-returns-can-quickly-register-for-payment-with-irs-non-filers-tool
18 julio 2028 The Marina de Guerra has received six new submarines from Japan over the past year, serving to replace several older Type 209/1100 attack submarines dating back to the Cold War. With the new submarine crews having received their commissions or completed conversion training to enter active service, the MGP will be conducting a mass shakedown cruise off the northwest coast of Peru. The Soryu-class submarines BAP Punta Malpelo and BAP Iquique and the Oyashio-class submarines BAP Chimborazo and BAP Mawlli Ch'iraqi will be participating in this exercise, alongside the frigates BAP Mariategui and BAP Montero, as well as the MGP's flagship BAP Almirante Grau. Crews for the other two Oyashio-class submarines are still in training, with the Escuela Naval's class of 2029 expected to graduate next April. This marks the rejuvenation of the Marina de Guerra and the Fuerzas Armadas, with an eye on maintaining the sovereignty of the Peruvian nation and the security of South America alongside our partners on the continent and along the Pacific rim.
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By order of: Walter Roger Martos Ruiz Ministro de Defensa, República del Perú
2020.06.16 22:12 tekn02play[LAS] BUSCANDO SCRIM PARTNER (SOMOS DESDE PLATINO BAJO HASTA DIAMANTE ALTO)
Hola! Somos Seeee Seeee, un equipo Argentino que está buscando algún equipo con el que scrimear consistentemente para mejorar :). (también aceptamos scrims aisladas) Somos: tekn0 (Platino 3), wafito10 (Platino 4), Theltor (Platino 3), Caramel Machiato (Diamante 1), Nicolai (cuenta smurf, Diamante 3) interesados hablarme por acá, por league (tekn0) o por discord (api#2665)
2020.06.16 08:57 Linkawesome213232**** officially bowing out with grace
It's been an interesting 3 years working at Starbucks. I learned a lot about how the world works during my time here with this being my first job. Even though some of my experiences here were unfortunately not that great I choose to view this ending in my life in a positive light that I hope will help motivate me to chase after my dreams harder than I ever have. And so through option 3 I must bid this chapter of my life adieu. Goodbye Starbucks Coffee company, you were a great first job 😊 The time I spent here caused so many changes for me, my favorite being losing a dramatic amount of weight which essentially lead to a much needed glo up in looks and personality. Oh and hasta la vista asshole partners who tried so hard to make me feel bad about myself on a daily, you will not be missed! 😜
So, my Mom and Dad got divorced when I was just 3, so my life has been kinda hectic. both my parents got remarried, and seem to be doing better with their new partners. But honestly, because it happened, I feel like there was no reason to actually have me. Living with my Mom and my Step-Dad was nice for a while, but then as we moved to a different country, they put me in a bad position. So I ended up living with my dad again back in the US. It was kinda new, since I'd never really lived with my Step-Mom or Step-Brother. Now that I do, most of the stress has been relieved, but now there are new problems. I am honestly very afraid of my Dad and Step-Mother. I'm not afraid of my Step-Brother though, he smaller, younger, and not nearly as strong as me, but he is a pretty big jerk sometimes, but besides that he is pretty ok. Now my Step-Family is black, not that it really means anything, but they act as if it does. My Step-Mom was in the military, and sometimes she really gets onto my Step-Brother. Whenever she asks me something in a serious tone, I feel extremely afraid and often act skittish, saying things like "I don't know" as an answer to most questions. When she's like this, she looks very intimidating and condescending. I often feel like she gonna grab a metal baseball bat and then beat me to death. My dad is built like a truck and can be very scary. Often when he looks at me seriously, I feel like I want to hide into a hole and never come back out. I get scared when I watch horror movies, but its nothing compared to the fear I feel when they look at me. To me, my Step-Mother looking as if she's going to murder me, my father looking like he's gonna throw me inside a room and then throw away the key, it's very hard not to be afraid of my family. Sometimes whenever I compliment them or have a good conversation with them, its really just to get on their good side since I'm afraid. often when my dad even touches me a little I'll tense up as if he's about to torcher me. Now he's said that he wouldn't hurt me, or that he would protect me from anything. For me it's very hard to believe him. Now depending on how many people read this, in the comments people are probably going to say, "oh, just get a grip on your fears man,", you haven't seen my parents, I feel like they're gonna murder me or hurt me. As I'm writing this I wanna go eat lunch because I'm hungry, but I'm honestly afraid to because my Step-Mother and father are both in there. That's how much I'm afraid of my parents, I'm willing to not eat right now just because I'm afraid. So, the post is pretty long already, and I'm hungry, making me think that this might be the best point to stop. I'm going to go into the kitchen and try to socialize without tensing up and getting scared. Hasta La Vista Baby!
2020.05.03 03:36 MGTElite489Underground Kings, Episode I January 10, 2020 Hammerstein Ballroom, Manhattan, New York
Cue the show's theme, just as the emblem for REVOLT: Underground Kings is shown, before cutting to a live shot of all the screaming fans in Hammerstein Ballroom, everyone in attendance excited for the first ever episode of Underground Kings. Don Callis and Matt Striker greet everyone from the announce desk, and marvel at the card they have tonight. Other than that, Commissioner Ricky Steamboat will be addressing the entire Junior Heavyweight Division, including its champion, Sammy Guevara, and Davey Boy Smith Jr of the Hart Foundation will be holding an open challenge. But to kick off the night, it's the the first match to ever happen on Underground Kings... a Four Way Dance for the ages! Familiar music hits,and the crowd immediately lose their minds as their favorite Cowboy is set to make the very first entrance in Underground Kings history. With a serious look on his face, Page storms down to the ring, slapping hands with the occasional ringside fan, but staying focused as he rolls in and grabs the ropes, feeding off the energy in the Ballroom. As Page sinks in his respective corner,we hear new music,something the crowd has never heard of before. The entire venue is now coated in gold lighting, with only the stage area being devoid of any light. But after a few moments of darkness, it's immediately enveloped in gold lighting, and out from the curtain comes the One and Only, Ricochet. Wearing vibrant silver and gold tights with black kickpads, he races down to the ring, and slides in, jumping up the turnbuckles. Matt Striker notes the new gear and music, saying it might possibly Ricochet's way of moving past failing at the PPV. As Ricochet hops down, he comes face to face with his opponent from The Wrestling Classic, both men unable to claim the REVOLT Internet Championship as their own. They share a few words, but before they anything else can be traded,Death Before Dishonor's musicstarts ringing throughout the arena. In comes Tyler Black with Roderick Strong, who's holding his REVOLT World Trios Championship close to his shoulder. Strong rolls into the ring and immediately starts talking trash to Page and Ricochet, causing both men to stare him down. Knowing he's already made some enemies, he backs off, and Hangman nods, smiling at Strong's double take, only for his smile to fade away as he notices Black looking at him closely, more than anyone else in the match. Page turns his back on him, trying to get his mind off being examined by the leader of DBD, only to turn back around once he hearsShane Strickland's music,which causes the entire Manhattan crowd to get into a "SWERVE" chant, something Don Callis says is proof that Shane Strickland is the unsung King of the Independent Scene. All four men are in the ring now, and the referee everyone up and down, before calling for the bell. HERE WE GO! Four Way Dance: Hangman Page vs Ricochet vs Roderick Strong vs Shane Strickland As soon as the bell rings, Strong comes raging out of his corner to blast Ricochet in the side of the head with a high knee! Immediately pairing off with one another, that leaves Hangman Page and Shane Strickland staring each other down. Page shrugs, and walks into the middle of the ring, just as Strickland is doing the same! They stand face to face, before Strickland tries to surprise him with a leg sweep! Page steps out of the way, and aims a huge forearm at Swerve's head, but he evades! Strickland connects with a shoot kick to the chest, and runs the ropes, only to have to dodges a lariat that would've taken his head off! Strickland lands underneath Page's arm, and hops back to his feet to land an enzuigiri! Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Ricochet bouncing off the ropes and hitting a tope suicida on Strong at ringside, an idea forming in his head! Suddenly, he grabs the ropes, waiting for Ricochet to get back to his feet, and bounces off, landing a breathtaking Arabian Press! Strickland smiles as the crowd chants his name, once again on his side, only to see Hangman rebounding off the ropes, looking for a dive himself! At the last second, Shane jumps up and connects with a spinning heel kick, knocking Page back into the ring and putting Strickland in full control! He climbs up on the apron and makes his way up the turnbuckles, and drops an elbow right on the Cowboy! He goes for the cover, looking for a quick win! 1... 2... Page gets the shoulder up! Strickland looks forward to dealing out more offense on Page, but he doesn't see Roderick Strong pop up at ringside! Strong waits his turn, watching as Strickland puts Page in the corner and starts chopping the life out of him! Roderick finally slides in with Shane's back is turned, grabbing him for the O'Connor roll! 1... 2... Strickland kicks out, but Strong keeps the hold! He deadlifts him, connecting with the Chaos Theory! He looks toward Page, and runs, thrusting his shoulder right into the Hangman's gut! He grabs the head, hooks the arm, and plants him with a snap suplex! Getting back to his feet, Strong runs the ropes and delivers a knee drop right to the jaw, wanting to soften up any part of Page he can! Strong pulls Hangman back up to his feet, and looks for a Northern Lights suplex, only for Strickland to come in and land a dropkick on the Cowboy! Page falls back, inadvertently driving Strong's head into the mat with a DDT! Strickland tries pinning Strong, but ducks out of the way when he sees Ricochet flying through the air! The Future of Flight connects with a springboard 450 splash on both Hangman and Roderick! Ricochet hops up to his feet and dodges a gamengiri from Strickland, now grabbing his leg and pulling him in for an inverted DDT! Ricochet gets back up, only to immediately land a running shooting star press! Ricochet turns around to see Page using the ropes to pull himself up, and pounces, connecting with a Rolling Thunder neckbreaker from behind! Roderick gets to his feet and tries grabbing Ricochet from behind to hit a tiger suplex, but the One and Only flips out, landing on his feet and connecting with a superkick! He picks up Strong, looking for the Benadryller, but he gets a face full of elbows, before Strong lands behind him and hits a wicked backstabber! Roderick tosses Ricochet out of the ring, and turns around to see Hangman and Strickland stirring. Strong starts going back and forth, dealing out hard backhand chops to both men, wanting to keep both subdued! Suddenly, he tries to nail Page with an Olympic slam, but he slips out at the last second and responds with a chop block! Strickland rushes and blasts Strong in the side of the head with a roundhouse kick! Strickland tosses Strong to the outside, only to get picked up by the Cowboy, who's hoping to hit the Rite of Passage! As he hooks the legs, Shane panics, knowing he only has a few seconds to escape! Page gets ready to hit it... but Shane slips out and counters into a sunset flip pin! 1... 2... Hangman kicks out in the nick of time! Page scrambles to his feet, knowing he was close to losing it all there! Strickland pulls himself up, but Hangman quickly takes advantage, lifting him up with ease! Page sets up for a fallaway slam, moving to the middle of the ring, wanting to toss Strickland so hard he crashes into the ropes! Hangman finally throws him... but Strickland lands on his feet behind him! Inverted Frankensteiner to Page, his neck snapping as he crashes to the mat! Shane knows it's about time he go for the kill, and he starts climbing the turnbuckles! He nods to the audience, and locks in on Hangman, who's finally coming to, and is sitting up on the mat. Strickland sets his feet, and jumps, looking for the Swerve Stomp... Hangman dodges! Shane rolls through, ending up back on his feet, only to see Page crashing toward him, looking to take back control! Strickland dodges, coming from behind to land a Satellite DDT! Strickland can feel it now, he knows he has the momentum on his side, he's ready to turn the Hammerstein Ballroom into Swerve City! Shane pulls Hangman up off the mat, and starts lifting him up, balancing him on his shoulders. The crowd is on the edge of their seat, the commentators are anticipating it, everyone knows Strickland is about to hit the New Flavor! Page tries to land some punches, but Strickland retaliates by spinning around, throwing off his opponents' sense of direction! He stops, before setting up, ready to finish things off. He tosses him up, before catching him in the half nelson! He's about to finish off with the driver, but Page rolls through, getting into a roll up of his own! 1... 2... Strickland gets the shoulder up! Shane immediately looks for a bicycle kick, but Page dodges! He spins around, and blasts him with a discus forearm smash! He picks him up, forcing him onto his shoulder, before pointing out to the corner, signalling a Lawn Dart! He runs, but Strickland escapes and follows up with a nasty hook kick! With Hangman reeling, he runs, springing off the ropes, hoping to drop him with a cutter! He leaps through the air, target acquired... Page catches him, and falls back into a German suplex! Shane rolls to the outside of the ring, and Page is back on top of things! He contemplates going after Strickland, and turns around, ready to land a dive, only to see Ricochet on the apron! Ricochet leaps through the ropes, looking for a Rolling Thunder DDT! He springs over to Page, hoping it lands... PAGE BUILDS SPEED AND CATCHES HIM, MOONSAULT FALLAWAY SLAM! Hangman throws Ricochet out to the apron, and springs off the ropes, delivering a Triangle Dropkick that sends Ricochet crashing into Strickland at ringside! Hangman climbs up the turnbuckles, knowing he doesn't have much time before Swerve and the One and Only get back to their feet. He gets his feet set on the top rope, making sure he's ready to fly... but he sees Roderick Strong climb up to the apron! Strong points at Page, and runs, hopping up the turnbuckles with him! Page and Strong go back and forth with the forearms, back and forth with elbows, back and forth with the chops and palm strikes! Page finally gets the advantage, landing three forearms in a row, causing Strong to lose his grip on the turnbuckles, just a little bit! Roderick senses he's in trouble, and tries to meet Page with a forearm of his own! He drives it in, hoping to connect with Page's skull... the Cowboy catches the arm! Roderick's eyes widen, and now he lifts his leg, thinking he needs to create space with a kick to the side of the head! Page catches the leg as well! Strong knows he's in trouble now, and he tries to elbow out of it, knowing he needs to break Hangman's grip! But it's no use, Page is already lifting him up, still balancing on the top rope! Hangman looks back the scene below: Ricochet is pulling himself up using the barricade, and Strickland is leaning against the apron, now advancing toward the Future of Flight. It's now, or never. Hangman gets set up... AND HITS THE MOONSAULT FALLAWAY SLAM ON STRONG, OFF THE TOP ROPE, TO THE FLOOR, CRASHING INTO RICOCHET AND STRICKLAND! Page throws Strong back into the ring, and slides in, wanting to follow up with something big to end the match. Roderick crawls over to the corner, wanting to get away from the Cowboy before he can do anything hasty! Hangman trots over, thinking this is going to be easy as pie. But just when he reaches him, Strong surprises him, grabbing and dropping him into the turnbuckles with a reverse STO! Page backs away, holding his jaw, floored by the move! Roddy gets to his feet, and runs, bouncing off the ropes, before delivering a huge knee to the side of the face! Hangman falls back, now leaning against the ropes, as Strong advances on him. Roderick hooks the arm and grabs the head, looking for the End of Heartache. Still feeling the effects of the knee, Hangman can't do much to fight back. Strong lifts him up, wanting to drive the knees right into the back... Page delivers an elbow to the temple at the last second, messing up Roderick's flow! Strong stumbles and drops Hangman, the Cowboy now landing on the apron! Ricochet slides in from the other side of the ring and rocks Strong with a bicycle kick! He sees Hangman, and jumps out to the apron, wanting to get some offense on him as well! He picks him up on his shoulders, looking for a Benadryller, but Page lands back on the apron after some swift elbows! He holds onto the ropes, and lands an enziguiri, nailing Ricochet in the side of the head, before kicking him in the midsection, cradling him and picking him up, teasing a Gotch style piledriver! CRACKER BARREL ON THE APRON CONNECTS! Ricochet flops back to ringside, and Hangman now puts his attention on Strong once again. As the Messiah of the Backbreaker stumbles to his feet, finally recovered from Ricochet's attack, Page's eyes narrow. He grips the rope, and goes for it, flipping over... BUCKSHOT LARIAT CONNECTS! Hangman falls into the cover, and the referee gets into the position! 1... Shane finally appears at ringside, noticing the pin... 2... he slides in, desperate to break it up... 3! Strickland, mere inches away from keeping the match alive, slaps the mat in frustration as Hangman's music starts ringing throughout Hammerstein Ballroom! Hangman Page defeats Roderick Strong, Shane Strickland, and Ricochet (12:53) Page, ecstatic that he finally got himself a big win to kick off his stay in REVOLT, finally lets himself enjoy a cold one, indulging with one of the ringside fans. Shane Strickland runs his hand through his hair and looks up at the lights, as he can't believe he wasn't fast enough. As Swerve rolls out of the ring, he and Hangman share a look, before Page nods at him, the two forming a bit of mutual respect for one another as Shane makes his way to the back. The Cowboy goes back to celebrating, bumping fists and taking beers from fans who are more than happy to keep him inebriated. But as he raises his arms in victory and begins walking back toward the curtain, he stops downing his beer when he notices Tyler Black right at the top, slowly clapping his hands, still focused on the Hangman. Page looks at him, confused, before shaking his head and brushing past him, still not sure what that was all about. He leaves Black at the top of the walkway, still smiling despite Strong stumbling up, ranting about that crazy drunk Adam Page. The screen fades away from the Hammerstein Ballroom, and is instead replaced with a scene from a bathroom. A man in a suit walks in, the sight of the screen too blurry for us to see who it is. It transitions to the sink, where the man spits out a bit of blood. Suddenly, it cuts to a ring, where presumably the same man, wearing a navy blue singlet and kickpads, is doing battle, ramming his forearm into his opponent's face, over and over again. It switches back to the bathroom, where we see him peel something off his face before throwing it down in the sink, revealing it to be a bandage. Once again, it switches to a ring, this time of the man, this time in a burgundy singlet, grabbing a snapping his opponent's fingers, before biting them to the referee's chagrin. It switches back to the bathroom, where the man finally ties up his hair into a topknot, ready to leave for the day. It switches to the stage of an arena, where the man, wearing a fur jacket with a championship in his teeth, and the camera finally clears up, revealing who it is. A graphic appears on the screen that reads "The Bruiserweight Pete Dunne... Coming Soon", before we return to the Hammerstein Ballroom. Soon enough,the familiar strains of the Hart Foundation's themebegin to ring out. Davey Boy Smith Jr appears, getting a good pop from the crowd as he makes his way down to the ring, stepping through the ropes and swinging his taped up right arm, getting ready for battle. Davey Boy Smith Jr's Open Challenge Smith grabs a microphone and says despite him and his partners failing to defeat Willie Mack, Cedric Alexander, and Rich Swann at the Wrestling Classic, he wants to get back on track by doing what he does best: getting into a fight. So whoever wants to make a splash, come on down and show the Canadian Bulldog what you've got. Davey drops the microphone and leans against the ropes, nodding his head and taking off his jacket as the lights go out and music begins to play throughout the Ballroom. Davey waits in the middle of the ring as the entire crowd marvels at the sight of his opponent. Wearing a black, green, and red jacket, the man takes off his Scorpion mask, revealing himself to be Shingo Takagi. The audience erupts as the Japanese star storms down to the ring, ready to compete. Shingo rolls in and rips off his jacket, cracking his neck as he prepares to go one on one with Davey. The referee nods at the two men, before ringing the bell. And WE'RE OFF! Davey hangs up his jacket, and turns around into a gigantic lariat from Takagi! He scrambles to his feet, and kicks away another lariat attempt! Shingo is already advancing, daring him to hand to hand combat. Smith uses his left arm to battle back with big forearm! Takagi responds with a chop, and follows up with a forearm of his own! Davey backs up, but manages to hold his own by connecting with a big boot that forces Takagi to lean against the ropes! Davey Boy quickly grabs Shingo, and lands a standing belly to belly suplex! But as he gets to his feet, Takagi pops up, refusing to stay down! He grabs Davey, and drops him with a German suplex! Shingo gets back to his feet, only to get taken off of them! The Canadian Bulldog is repaid Takagi by powering through the huge suplex, and now slams him with a nasty Saito! Davey turns around, taking Shingo popping back up in stride, grabbing a hold of him before he can retaliate, dropping him with a second Saito! The Canadian Bulldog can feel the energy in the crowd, and spells the beginning of the end, teasing a running powerslam! He picks Takagi up, and gets ready to put him down for the count, but Shingo slips out and responds with a roundhouse kick right to the damaged arm! Davey yells out in pain, grabbing at his elbow, opening him up for Takagi's snap Dragon suplex! Davey tries to get back to his feet, but Takagi grabs him by the arm, and cranks the life out of it, stomping on it over and over again! He buries his knee into the elbow, and pulls Davey up to his knees, only to rebound off the ropes and come back with a tremendous big boot! Davey Boy grabs at his arm, refusing the referee's care, saying he's fine to continue the match. He gets back to one knee, but Takagi pounces yet again, grabbing the arm, yanking Davey across the ring, and body slamming him, forcing all of his body weight to come crashing down on his own arm! Davey's arm can't even hold up his own body, as he picks his head up, using the other arm to prop himself up. Shingo runs past Davey, and delivers a huge penalty kick to the arm, causing him to yell out in pain! Shingo yanks Davey back up, and ties his arm up on the top rope, pulling on it harshly, looking to tear it out of his socket! Shingo holds Davey up, and blasts him with chop after chop, forearm after forearm, elbow after elbow, before rearing back and blasting him with a headbutt, causing Davey to sink down, still hanging up by the ropes, practically out on his feet! Shingo pulls Davey out of the ropes, and builds momentum, before taking his head off with a Pumping Bomber! Takagi pulls him up, and lands a spinning backfist that knocks Davey out cold! Before he can collapse to the mat, Shingo grabs him, setting up for the deathblow! LAST FALCONRY! 1... 2... 3! Welcome to REVOLT, Shingo Takagi. Shingo Takagi defeats Davey Boy Smith Jr (8:25) Takagi composes himself, wiping his feet right next to Davey Boy, who's clutching his arm and near unconsciousness, still trying to use the ropes and pull himself up. Shingo takes his sweet time, circling Davey's prone body, before pouncing on him, locking in the rear naked choke, which he calls the Dream Gate! Davey, already weak, immediately starts fading, and soon enough, he's slumped against Takagi's body! Shingo turns him around, picks him up on his shoulders, before delivering a huge Hawk Buster, a modified spinning torture rack powerbomb! Takagi slides his Scorpion mask back on as he steps out of the ring, the audience shocked at the Dragon's arrival. The camera cuts to backstage, where Roderick Strong is holding an ice pack to the back of his neck, as Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish act outraged that how Strong got callously robbed. Tyler Black comes in, and he asks Strong how he's doing. Roderick says he's felt better, but at least he doesn't have to be around that drunk lunatic anymore. Black scratches his head and says "Yeah... about that," just as Hangman Page comes in. Roderick immediately stands up, and asks Black what the Hell he's doing here. Hangman says he'd like to know the same, why did Black bring him face to face with this asshole. Black tells everyone to calm down, saying that everything happens for a reason. He lost the #1 Contender's Match to Shinsuke Nakamura at The Wrestling Classic for a reason... and Hangman Page pinned Roderick Strong for a reason. Black continues, saying that it got him thinking, maybe before Death Before Dishonor completely takes over REVOLT, it's about time they add to their ranks and make their faction even strong. Black says Ring of Honor alumni need to stick together, because they're the ones destined to be the last men standing in this chaotic landscape. They're the ones who can handle the hard hitting action night after night. Page says he's not sure about this, saying he's used to going it alone, and he's much rather chase after some gold than throw his name into a faction. Strong says he might respect Page, but he's still not completely over their match from earlier tonight. Black coaxes both men to coming together, even teasing a handshake... Strong's glare softens, and Page shrugs, and it looks like they might just come together... Kyle O'Reilly puts a stop to everything, saying before he can even THINK about accepting Page into Death Before Dishonor, he has to earn his respect, just like he earned the respect of Black and Strong. O'Reilly challenges Page to a match next week, telling him he needs to impress KOR before he can join a high quality faction like Death Before Dishonor. Page raises an eyebrow, saying if it means shutting him up, then he'll gladly take that challenge. Kyle O'Reilly and Hangman Page go nose to nose with one another, with Tyler Black looking unsure and nervous in the background. Steamboat's Summit: The Junior Heavyweight Division The Commissioner's music hits, and Ricky Steamboat makes his way down to the ring to tremendous respectful applause from the Hammerstein Ballroom. Already in the ring is the entire Junior Heavyweight Division. Ricochet and Shane Strickland, now dressed in their outside clothes, along with Flip Gordon, the Rascalz, the Harts (in the form of Teddy Hart and Brian Pillman Jr), Black Excellence (in the form of Rich Swann and Cedric Alexander), the Motor City Machine Guns, Tony Nese, Paul London & Brian Kendrick, and 2/3 of the REVOLT World Trios Champions, reDRagon. Steamboat steps through the ropes, and says he appreciates the Division for joining him here in the ring. He comments on how the fans might be surprised seeing some of them here, due to the fact that many of these competitors have been mainly associated with tag team wrestling. But that's exactly why he wanted them here for his Summit, because he wants to give tag team guys an opportunity as well. So do not laugh, if and when he gives Alex Shelley, or Chris Sabin a shot to prove themselves. Do not scoff if The Brian Kendrick starts to rise up the ranks for a Junior Heavyweight Championship match, because this Division, and this company, is all about straight up competition to prove who the best really is, whether they're used to being a singles star or not. Steamboat looks to continue, but he's soon interrupted by a certain Junior who's late to the party... Sammy Guevara enters the frame, wearing a dopey smile as he holds up his phone, apparently recording for his vlog. He pulls back his leather jacket, revealing the REVOLT Junior Heavyweight Championship that rests on his waist. He grabs a microphone, and asks Ricky why he's even bothering holding this "Summit", when Guevara clearly told him to hold a championship coronation for the Spanish God. Steamboat says it's not all about praising the champion, sometimes it's about giving the challengers a platform to showcase their abilities. Guevara mockingly agrees, before laughing, saying Flip Gordon had the platform to showcase himself at The Wrestling Classic, but it ended with Sammy holding the gold, and that's how it'll end every other time someone steps up. Because Guevara reps LAX, and Latin American Xchange will forever be superior. Suddenly, as Guevara stares down the rest of the Juniors, new music starts ringing out, surprising everyone! It's Lightning Flash, Mark Andrews and Flash Morgan Webster! Sammy immediately turns around and backs up, not sure what to make of the new arrivals! Mark asks Guevara if he's sure if LAX will forever be superior, because with both him AND Flash gunning for the Junior Heavyweight Championship, Sammy and his boys will soon be right where they started, without direction, and without gold. But as they continue, THEY'RE interrupted, this time by the Juggernaut, Buddy Murphy! Murphy goes face to face with both Webster and Andrews, saying everyone needs to shut the fuck up and realize that Sammy Guevara is just keeping him and his boys' spot at the top of the food chain warm. Murphy's dominated Junior Heavyweights before, and he has no problem taking another promotion's title hostage, especially when they fully make themselves known. Webster, feeling a bit smug, is handed the mic by Andrews, and responds, saying maybe Murphy landed on his head wrong when he got his ass kicked by Fenix, but he'd be remiss if he didn't ask... what does he mean by "they"? Murphy simply smiles, just as this music hits. The audience is on the edge of their seat, waiting for the next arrival. All of the Juniors tense up even more, knowing another competitor is about to join the table. They wait for a good moment... until three people pop out from the curtain! One wearing all black with long blonde hair and sunglasses... another wearing sunglasses as well, with black and maroon tights and a denim vest... and another with his back to the crowd, his leather jacket airbrushed with "SUPERBAD" in gold. Penelope Ford. Shane Thorne. And Kip Sabian. Murphy, Thorne, and Sabian all pounce on Andrews and Webster as the rest of the Juniors look on! With Sammy Guevara distracted, Flip Gordon exacts revenge on him, bouncing off the ropes to deliver a big tope, taking out the Junior Heavyweight Champion! All Hell breaks loose, and everybody starts going at it! Motor City Machine Guns begin brawling with reDRagon and the Hart Foundation, Ricochet and Shane Strickland start up a sequel from the Four Way Dance, and the Rascalz start fighting with Nese, Kendrick, and London! Kip, Shane, and Buddy make their way down to the ring, having already dispatched of Lightning Flash, and they begin beating on Flip and Guevara, both men realizing they need to work together to survive! With multiple stars tumbling out of the ring and being thrown to ringside, in the ring, it soon ends up as Alex Shelley, Dezmond Xavier, Sammy Guevara, Shane Strickland, and Brian Pillman Jr. Guevara, who abandoned Flip to be eaten alive by the new trio spreading terror on the outside, now faces a new threat in the form of everyone else in ring. Everyone looks like they're about to come to blows, but Dezmond puts a stop to everything, and points out all the other Juniors at ringside beginning to drag themselves back up to their feet. Everyone comes to an agreement, and prepare for something big. Suddenly, everybody with the exception of Guevara starts to run! Dezmond runs the ropes and delivers a corkscrew plancha to Chris Sabin and Ricochet! Alex Shelley climbs the top rope and brings down Trey Miguel, Tony Nese, and Teddy Hart with a crossbody! Brian channels Air Pillman with an Asai moonsault to Zachary Wentz and Bobby Fish! Shane Strickland runs and takes down Kendrick, London, and Kyle O'Reilly with a somersault plancha! Sammy Guevara sees that everyone is down, and climbs the turnbuckles, holding up his Junior Heavyweight Championship, claiming that he's the last man standing. But when he gets back to the mat, he realizes he's dead wrong. Standing across from him is Buddy Murphy, Shane Thorne, and Kip Sabian, all eyes on him. Guevara tries to escape, but Kip catches him just in time to lift him up... DEATHLY HALLOWS! He throws him to Thorne, who connects with a Black Swan Spiral, a huge rolling cutter! He finally passes him to Buddy, who looks out to the crowd, and drops Guevara with a Muprhy's Law! As Penelope slides into the ring, Murphy grabs a microphone, announcing that they're gunning for the Junior Heavyweight Championship. As the audience begins to chant "WHO IS THEY, WHO IS THEY, WHO IS THEY?" Murphy smiles, and says he bets Webster is regretting asking that question, because now, he and his buddy Mark is on their shit list to. He picks up Guevara's Junior Heavyweight Championship and finally lets the world know of their arrival. "WELCOME... TO THE ORDER OF THE BLACK SWAN!" Penelope Ford, Kip Sabian, Shane Thorne, and Buddy Murphy all pose in the ring to close the segment. The camera cuts to backstage, where the new World Tag Team Champions, El Generico and Kevin Steen are being interviewed by Joey Styles! Styles asks Steen how it feels to be World Tag Team Champions with his best friend. Steen says it feels like any other day, the only difference is there's a target on his back, a title on his shoulder, and a long line of people who need their heads bashed in, which is just the way he likes it. Steen says him and El Generico are the best tag team in the world, no one can overcome this combination. Joey aims the microphone at Generico, and it looks like we might actually hear him speak... only to hear some ruckus behind them! "HASTA LA MUERTE, Y DESPUES!" In comes LAX, Andrade, Daga, and Zelina flanked by Santana and Ortiz. Andrade says something in Spanish to Steen, who flips him off, causing El Idolo to get offended! Zelina steps in front of Andrade, going face to face with Kevin Steen, not even batting an eye as she looks him up and down. She says she understands that Steenerico might think this is a good time to celebrate their championship win, but it's time to pack things up and screw off, because El Jefe, Andrade "Cien" Almas is in the building, and it's about time he take his rightful place, center stage of REVOLT. Steen laughs, saying if that's where Andrade really belongs, maybe he should have some better muscle by his side, because running through Santana and Ortiz last week was some of the most fun he's ever had. Santana and Ortiz, ever the Proud and Powerful, immediately face off with Steen and Generico, with Almas and Daga sticking their fingers in their face, goading them into a fight. Security guards come into subdue the brawl, and after a couple minutes, LAX and Steenerico are pulled apart, separated. Andrade, smirking at how Steen is fuming, pushes past a security guard and says something to Zelina. Vega nods, and stands off with Steen once again, saying that Andrade has a challenge... for El Generico. She turns to him all of a sudden, saying that El Jefe wants to debut against Tijuana's Biggest Legend. Generico simply nods, raising up his World Tag Team Championship as LAX backs off, seemingly satisfied with his answer. As Steenerico disappears in the other direction, Joey Styles takes a look at the camera, saying REVOLT is the only place where you can get unfiltered chaos like this. He caps things off by announcing it's about time for your main event. Suddenly, as Styles sends things over to Matt Striker and Don Callis, the screen glitches over. Black and white static take over, and only one word appears on screen:MADVILLAINY The screen is taken over by static once again, and we see the same graphic from The Wrestling Classic: an umbrella opening up, only for a bolt of lightning to strike down and shock it, before being replaced by more static. The screen finally goes to normal, and the camera's sight wildly shakes, before it finally goes to normal. The camera is pointed up... and who else can it be but Marty Scurll, sporting sunglasses in all of his discolored, black and white glory. Scurll welcomes everyone to the first ever episode of Underground Kings, saying that he's glad to see his fellow roster members duke it out in the famous Hammerstein Ballroom. But sadly, he's going to have to cut things short. Marty turns the camera around, showing everyone watching that he's actually in a production truck, filled with televisions, monitors, an interface filled with buttons and levers, each one designated to complete a command. Marty points the camera to the floor, revealing at his feet, a producer lies unconscious. Scurll closes in, before ripping a pin off of his shirt, lifting it up close to the camera, revealing the the familiar insignia: REVOLT Pro Wrestling. Marty smiles, saying that since people aren't giving him and his good friend Jimmy attention, they're just going to have to take it. Therefore, NO ONE not in attendance is going to be able to see the blockbuster main event of the first episode of Underground Kings. NO ONE is going to be able to say that the most memorable part of tonight was a match or a promo, but Marty Scurll putting a stop to all the fun. NO ONE is going to be able to watch any future episodes without thinking, anticipating... fearing... that Scurll and Jimmy will do it again. And speaking of Jimmy... Scurll points the camera outside the doorway of the production truck, presenting Jimmy Havok, dragging another producer by the legs, a trail of blood leaking from the back of his head. Jimmy drags the producer out of sight of the camera behind a car, before opening the trunk, and pulling out his trusty barbed wire baseball bat. He looks over at Scurll, who gives the thumbs up. Marty zooms in with the camera, catching Havok's eyes turn from questioning to devilishly ecstatic. The camera stays trained on the scene of Jimmy swinging back the barbed wire slugger, and bringing down with extreme force, the only sign of the producer still being there is the violent splatter of blood shooting out onto the concrete floor. Jimmy swings the bat down over and over and over, until his hands and bat are covered and leaking in blood. Jimmy, who's face is covered by his signature mask, turns back to Marty, who laughs, and turns his attention back inside the production truck. Marty puts the camera down, the only thing it can record is an upward view of the Villain leaning against the wall as Jimmy storms into the truck, before immediately swinging his barbed wire baseball bat at the monitors, causing sparks to fly! He swings it downward into the interface, tearing the keyboards and buttons away from the televisions and throwing it across the truck. He pulls out wires, tears out cables, before ripping open the protective cover on the truck's electrical box. Havok pulls back his slugger, before blasting the box, causing smoke to emit from it! Scurll walks toward the camera and crouches in front of it, staring the lens dead in the eye, before asking a question: Will you survive the Purge?" Scurll walks out of the production truck, and Havok makes a move to follow, only to turn back, swinging the barbed wire baseball bat at the camera, once again sending the screen back into the void of static.
2020.04.28 17:26 MGTElite489REVOLT Presents... The Wrestling Classic Part III
The camera remains trained on the note, "I'm coming" written in crimson becoming even more menacing with every moment its focused on. Steamboat has since left the room, but the snake continues to slither around the desk, hissing ever so slightly. The camera then begins zooming in on the snake itself, the camera seemingly transfixed on its eyes. The snake looks up at the camera, and suddenly, everything turns black and white, before melting, almost as if reality is falling apart. A familiar voice can be heard asking "DO YOU TRUST ME?" before the screen fades to black. Don Callis and Matt Striker return to our screens, this time oblivious to what just happened. Now talking about the upcoming match, they give their predictions, referring to the three way dance to determine who becomes the inaugural REVOLT Internet Champion. Soon enough, Ricochet's music hits, and the Future of Flight makes his way down to the ring, wearing black and gold tights, reminiscent of Black Panther. He flips into the ring and greets the crowd, who are happy to see their resident high flyer. He climbs up the turnbuckles, posing for the cameras, only to be interrupted by the chilling music of Pentagon Jr. The Breaker of Bones swaggers down in his own unique way, looking out as the crowd chanted "CERO MIEDO", before pointing right at Ricochet, letting him know he's coming after him. Pentagon rolls into the ring and stands off with the One and Only, the two nodding to one another like old acquaintances. Suddenly, Hangman Page's music hits, causing the entire arena to erupt! Out comes Hangman Page, cracking open a cold one and grinning as the audience began chanting "COWBOY SHIT, COWBOY SHIT, COWBOY SHIT!" Page chugs down a beer, and takes off his noose, whipping it around like a lasso! He climbs up the turnbuckles and hops down to the mat, before going face to face to face with both Pentagon and Ricochet. The referee puts himself in between all three men, not wanting things to get out of hand before the bell has even rung. Everyone complies, with Ricochet going to his corner and taking off his cape, Page slipping off his jacket and hanging up his noose on the ring post, and Pentagon crouching near the ropes, observing his two competitors. The referee makes sure everyone is ready, before ringing the bell. It's SHOWTIME! REVOLT Internet Championship: Ricochet vs Pentagon Jr vs Hangman Page Pentagon and Page go at it with brutal fists, not bothering to lock up for the collar and elbow! Pentagon takes control with a knife edge chop, only for Page to come back with a hard forearm! Page looks for a superkick, but Pentagon catches the leg, props it up on the ropes, and kicks his other leg out, causing him to crash to the mat! Pentagon turns, only to see Ricochet looking for a big bicycle kick! Pentagon dodges and lands a knife edge chop on the Future of Flight, only to get his head clocked with an enzuigiri! Ricochet follows up with a clothesline, sending him to the outside! He nods to the crowd as he begins running the ropes, looking to steal the show with a high risk dive, only to get blindsided by a big boot from the Hangman! Page tosses Ricochet into the turnbuckles, and keeps him the corner, planting him with a barrage of chops! Page finally gives Ricochet space, looking to pump himself up! He races back to the corner, aiming for a lariat, only to come up empty! Ricochet escapes, ending up on the apron, before jumping off the ropes and taking Page down with a springboard dropkick! As Ricochet gets back to his feet, Pentagon suddenly comes from behind, trying to surprise him with a Pentagon Driver! Ricochet breaks the grip and replies with an overhead kick, only to get rolled up by Page! 1... 2... Pentagon breaks the cover! He and Page go back at it, this time Page taking control of the exchange. He blasts Pentagon with three forearms in a row, and Irish Whips him right into Ricochet, who takes him down with a hurricanrana! Page takes advantage, landing a forearm on him just as he gets back to his feet, sending him into the ropes! Hangman attempts to take him out, but Ricochet connects with a big boot, still leaning against the ropes. Page tries again, but Ricochet pulls down the ropes, causing Page to tumble out with Pentagon! Page and Pentagon pull themselves up, only to see Ricochet flying through the air, connecting with a springboard shooting star press! Ricochet, fueled by the hot reception of the crowd, throws Pentagon in, and climbs up onto the apron. He tenses up, sensing something behind him. He turns, seeing Page finally get up to his feet. Ricochet changes plans and looks for an apron moonsault, but Page gets out of the way at the last minute! Ricochet lands on his feet and backs up onto the ramp, seeing Hangman run toward him with fire in his eyes! Ricochet rolls through, dodging Page's attack, before rocking him with a bicycle kick, sending him back onto the ramp! The One and Only turns around, making his way back into the ring, only to see Pentagon come raging through with a tope con hilo! Pentagon pulls Ricochet up and throws him right into the barricade! He sends him back into the ring, and gets up on the apron, before climbing the turnbuckles. He gets his feet set on the top rope, just as Ricochet is getting to his feet. He prepares to take him down again... only to get pushed off the ropes by Page! Hangman watches as Pentagon crashes into the apron, before falling back into the barricade! Hangman grips the ropes, teasing the Buckshot Lariat! He flips over the ropes, looking to take Ricochet's head off, only to receive a superkick for his troubles! Ricochet builds momentum, bouncing off the ropes to deliver a handspring enzuigiri! Following up, he gets back to his feet, and charges, hitting a running shooting star press! He rolls through, standing back up, only to connect with a moonsault! He makes the cover, looking to claim the Internet Championship! 1... 2... Hangman kicks out! Ricochet props Page up in the corner, and runs at him, trying for a big splash, but the Cowboy gets out of the way! Ricochet catches himself, landing on the middle rope! Page grabs Ricochet, looking for a powerbomb, but the high flyer flips out, standing off with Hangman! Page strikes first, blasting him in the side of the head with a hard fist! Ricochet responds with a back elbow, and runs the ropes, hoping to capitalize! Page evades the offense and drops Ricochet with a back suplex, dropping him right on his neck! Hangman quickly climbs up to the top rope, making sure Ricochet is still down. He leaps into the air, connecting with the moonsault, before going for the cover, keeping the shoulders pinned down! 1... 2... PENTAGON CRASHES INTO BOTH MEN WITH A SWANTON BOMB! Pentagon yanks Hangman up to his feet, picking him up on his shoulders and dropping him out to the apron, connecting with a Death Valley Driver over the ropes! Within a minute, Pentagon Jr has reinserted himself into the match, and seemingly taken out Hangman Page as well! As he watches Page crash back first into the hardest part of the ring, Ricochet gets back to his feet. He looks to take out Pentagon with an inverted Frankensteiner, but Pentagon stands his ground and hits an electric chair facebuster! Pentagon moves to the outside, where he grabs a recovering Page, before landing a huge exploder suplex on the outside, into the barricade! He picks him up, and body slams him on the ramp, before kicking him right in the side of the head! Pentagon slides into the ring, just in time to catch Ricochet with a backstabber! He goes for the cover, hooking the leg! 1... 2... Ricochet kicks out, but you can tell the attacks are getting to him! Ricochet pulls himself up using the ropes as Pentagon watches, and he gets his leg taken out by a soccer kick! Pentagon blasts him right in the thigh with his rapid fire kicks, and Ricochet comes back with a forearm of his own! Pentagon dodges another forearm, and turns his chest red with a trio of knife edge chops! He hits the snapmare on Ricochet, and rebounds off the ropes, connecting with a penalty kick! He grabs Ricochet, deadlifting him, dropping him right on his head with a German suplex, with a bridge! 1... 2... Ricochet barely gets the shoulder up! Pentagon picks him back up, and drops him with a huge powerbomb, before standing back up to plant him with a double foot stomp, caving the sternum in! Pentagon pulls Ricochet up, setting him up on his shoulder, making sure he can't get out of the way! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! Pentagon folds the arms, making the cover! 1... 2... Hangman blasts Pentagon in the head with a dropkick! Hangman dodges a chop, and returns the favor with a discus forearm smash! With Pentagon reeling, he throws him into the ropes, before meeting him with a moonsault fallaway slam! Page picks up Ricochet and drops him with an arm trap neckbreaker, before picking him up and throwing him back to the mat with a fallaway slam! He follows up with a standing moonsault, before knocking Pentagon off the apron with a dropkick! He focuses back on Ricochet, this time hitting a running shooting star press, and picking him up, hooking the arm, and slamming him back to the mat with a snap suplex! He tosses Ricochet out so he's with Pentagon, and climbs the turnbuckles, looking for a move the Brooklyn crowd with never forget. He sets his feet, ready to rumble! Asai Moonsault from the top rope takes everyone out! Hangman Page pumps his fists as the Barclays Center starts chanting "COWBOY SHIT, COWBOY SHIT, COWBOY SHIT!" Page throws Ricochet back into the ring, and climbs up to the apron, looking to finish things off with a Buckshot Lariat. He grips the rope as Ricochet pulls himself up using the ropes, tense, knowing he has to land this perfectly. Ricochet finally gets to his feet, and Hangman flips over the ropes, trying to finish things off with the Buckshot Lariat, only for Ricochet to take his arm out with a bicycle kick! Ricochet grabs him from behind, before hitting a backslide driver! 1... 2... Hangman kicks out! Ricochet can't believe it, he can't believe that didn't finish it off! He grabs at his head as the crowd begins going back and forth between cheering for him, and for Hangman Page! As the Cowboy gets back to his feet, Ricochet springs off the ropes, and delivers a wicked tornado DDT! With Page reeling, Ricochet takes him down with a Superman Punch, before rebounding off the ropes and hitting a huge Rolling Thunder! Ricochet begins climbing up the turnbuckles, and the crowd knows he's about to finish things off with a 630 senton! Ricochet sets his feet on the ropes, and goes for it, his body flipping over and over again perfectly... Hangman gets out of the way, and Ricochet rolls through, landing on his feet! He turns around, only to get hit with a moonsault fallaway slam! Hangman pulls him up by his head, and stacks him up on his shoulders! RITE OF PASSAGE! Page knows the end is near, and he goes out to the apron, gripping the ropes as he waits for Ricochet to get back up... ONLY FOR HIS OWN NOOSE TO FLY IN AND GRAB AT HIS THROAT! PAGE GRABS AT HIS NECK, TURNING AROUND TO SEE PENTAGON PULLING ON THE NOOSE VICIOUSLY! Pentagon drags Page with the noose off the apron, up the ramp, before stopping halfway, pulling him up, and dropping him with a Pentagon Driver! Pentagon races down to the ring, and grabs Ricochet, who's still dead to the world! He hooks the arms, grabs the legs, lifting him up... FEAR FACTOR! He makes the cover, the referee counting the pin! 1... 2... 3! Pentagon is your Internet Champion! Pentagon Jr defeats Ricochet and Hangman Page to win the REVOLT Internet Championship (18:27) Pentagon raises up his title as the crowd begins to chant his calling card, Cero Miedo. Hangman clutches at his neck, rubbing over the the bruises that formed from the noose pulling on his skin. Ricochet rolls out to ringside, still not completely there after taking the Rite of Passage and the Fear Factor. Suddenly, the theme changes, and Rey Fenix comes down, clapping his hands, happy to see his Lucha Brother win gold! He rolls into the ring, and the two embrace, Pentagon hyped that he gets to celebrate with his brother. But the commentators note that earlier in the night, Rey Fenix won a match, becoming the #1 Contender for the Internet Championship. They seem to notice this at the same time, and Pentagon's expression suddenly turns serious. Fenix puts his arms on his side and he stands off with his brother. They go face to face, and the crowd is already hot, realizing that this is the next big time match set to go down for REVOLT. Backstage, Ricky Steamboat is watching the scene in the ring from backstage on a monitor, still trying to get his head straight, when Hangman comes in. Like when he entered, he has the noose around his neck, but he's not smiling. He tells Steamboat he was so close to winning the Internet Title, it only JUST slipped out of his grip. He asks Ricky to give him another opportunity, wanting to avenge his loss. Just when Ricky is contemplating Hangman's request, someone out of frame says "Maybe you need some Swerve. Because Swerve IS Confidence!" Ricky and Page turn around to see Shane Strickland enter the frame, wearing black jeans and a denim jacket, the outfit completed with some pearlescent sunglasses. Page asks him to mind his own business, since he hasn't even had a match here in REVOLT yet. He looks over the sunglasses as he stares down Hangman, saying that it's about time he change that, because Shane "Swerve" Strickland is ready to make his debut. Strickland and Page go head to head, only for both to turn around at the sound of Roderick Strong, who's telling Steamboat that he needs to do something after the Rascalz attacked Death Before Dishonor and screwed Tyler Black out of the match. Page and Strickland both tell Roderick to shut his mouth, causing the Messiah of the Backbreaker to get offended, saying unlike them, he's actually earned a piece of gold in REVOLT, on his first night, no less! After another round of three way arguments, Steamboat shuts down all conversation, saying that they all have their own agenda. Hangman wants to avenge his loss tonight, Strickland is ready to make a big time debut, and Roderick Strong wants justice, DESPITE his leader Tyler Black interjecting himself into the World Trios Championship match, and him trying to cost Shinsuke Nakamura the Imperial #1 Contendership. He says everyone wants an opportunity, so how about he give them one on REVOLT's first episode of their weekly show? That's right, the first match ever on the debut of REVOLT's weekly show, Underground Kings, will have Roderick Strong, Shane Strickland, and Hangman Page going at it. And Hell, if Ricochet's up for it, let's throw him in too. The opening match for Underground Kings will be a Four Corners Match of REVOLT's top rising stars. Steamboat leaves the three men to stare off with one another, everyone wanting to make an impact on the debut show. Finally, it's time for the main event. Justin Roberts appears in the ring for the last time tonight. He announces the following bout will determine the inaugural REVOLT Imperial Heavyweight Champion! Out comes Ricky Steamboat, holding the freshly minted title in his hands cautiously and carefully. He gets into the ring with Roberts and says he is honored to be Commissioner of this brand, and declares this championship will be fought over by only the best, latest, and greatest wrestlers to walk this Earth today. And now, it's time for it to have its first holder. Steamboat moves over to the commentary table, placing the title on a pedestal, presenting it to the crowd in all of its glory. Afterward, the arena is then bathed in golden light, and the audience begins to erupt. Out comes Kota Ibushi, wearing magnificent blinding white gear covered in gold, silver, and blue highlights. He hops the apron and gets into the ring, nodding at Steamboat and climbing the turnbuckles, raising his hands to the heavens as the crowd chants his name. As he gets situated in his corner, a movie begins to play on the Titantron... ... A man is walking through a crowded street, keeping his head down as he navigated through the sea of people. Flaunting a leather duster, he flips up the collar as he finally arrives at a tunnel. The man goes to one side and places his hand over a metal door. He gives it a special knock, tapping on it at almost random times. Finally, the slot in the door slides open, and a pair of eyes appear. Once they look down at the man, his eyes widen, and the sounds of unlocks being undone can be heard. The door finally opens, and the man walks into a small hallway. To the side lies a black broom, which he palms almost immediately. The man walks down the hallway a little further, only to stop at the sight of a mirror. The man turns to see his reflection, revealing Kenny Omega, wearing Cleaner garb and sporting now garish red hair. He smiles, before the Titantron fades to black. Suddenly, Devil's Sky hits, and smoke rises on stage. Kenny Omega, wearing all black gear with crimson highlights all over. Kenny circles the ring, his eyes glazing over as he set them on the Imperial Championship, before setting a serious expression on his face, knowing it's time he focus. He rolls into the ring and backs into his corner, locking eyes with his fellow Golden Lover. Eyes concealed by black sunglasses, Kenny finally took them off, along with his leather duster as Justin Roberts finally made introductions. Kenny and Kota get closer to each other, meeting face to face in the middle of the ring. The referee knows it's time to make history, and rings the bell. HERE WE GO! REVOLT Imperial Heavyweight Championship: Kota Ibushi vs Kenny Omega Kenny and Kota begin the collar and elbow tie up, both men testing each other's strength right out of the gate. After going back and forth of pushing each other, Omega finally pushes Kota all the way into the turnbuckles. The referee goes over, wanting a break, beginning to start his five count. Kenny slowly, slowly lets go, and backs away, giving Ibushi some space. They go at it once again, and this time, Kenny slaps on a headlock, keeping Kota grounded as he cinches the hold in tighter. Ibushi backs up, rebounding off the ropes, looking to push Kenny off, but Omega stands his ground and locks the hold in tighter, bringing Kota down to one knee. The Golden Star takes a deep breath, before popping up back to his feet and grabbing a hold of Kenny's hands! He pries the grip apart, before transitioning, taking control of the match with a wristlock of his own! Kenny immediately rolls through, but Kota rolls with him, looking for a dropkick to the seated Omega, only for the Cleaner get out of the way at the last second! He pulls Ibushi back up and quickly cinches in a headlock, but must dodge again once Kota tries to land a back elbow! Kenny reroutes, now looking for a back suplex, but Ibushi flips out of it, landing on his feet, before getting in the headlock on Kenny himself! Omega immediately lands the snapmare, but misses the soccer kick to the back! Kota scrambles to his feet after dodging and slaps on the headlock yet again! Kenny starts moving over to the ropes, and immediately lifts Kota up, trying to land a Saito suplex over the ropes and onto the apron! But Kota somehow lands on the apron, grabbing the ropes to keep himself from falling! Kenny walks away, looking to compose himself before going outside, only to turn around and get rocked by a springboard dropkick! Ibushi gets to his feet, ready to go to work on his tag team partner! Kota lands a forearm that sends Kenny stumbling backward into the corner. From there, he aims his arm at him, before connecting with a vicious knife edge chop! He teases another knife edge chop, only for Kenny to block it with his forearms! Kenny makes Ibushi take his place in the corner, and pays him back with a hard chop! Omega places Ibushi's arms on the ropes to keep him up, and he lands another wicked chop! He Irish Whips Kota into the other corner, and blasts him with a hip attack! As Kenny walks out of the corner, Kota follows, and allows him to rebound off the ropes and take him down with a shoulder block! But just as he knocks him down, Ibushi kips back up, and lands a big palm strike across the chest! Omega responds with a chop of his own, and Irish Whips Kota back into the corner! Kenny lands a back elbow, and races to the other corner to build momentum, but once he gets there, Kota is rushing him, connecting with a lariat! Ibushi follows up by hooking the arm and getting in the front chancery, before slamming Kenny with a snap suplex! He goes for the cover! 1... Omega kicks out easily. Kenny sits up, only for Ibushi to cinch in another headlock. Omega quickly gets to his feet, and builds momentum, before throwing Kota off of him, causing the Golden Star to tumble out of the ring! Kenny quickly grabs the ropes, and jumps, looking for a Pescado, only to land on his feet at ringside! He looks up to see Kota roll into the ring and grip the ropes, looking for a Pescado himself! Ibushi flies through the air, but he lands on his feet as well, and he gets a kick to the side of the head for his troubles! Kenny sits on the apron, riling up the crowd as he cracks his neck, ready to go to work. Kenny tosses Kota back into the ring, and drops a double axe handle right on his face! He rebounds off the ropes and connects with a knee drop, before picking Ibushi up by the head, only to rock him with a forearm! Omega picks Ibushi up onto his shoulders, and runs, delivering a Rolling Hills! He hops up to the middle rope, and hits a moonsault, delivering the You Can't Escape! As Ibushi sits up, grabbing his midsection, he suddenly gets a soccer kick right to the spine! Omega brings him up to his knees, and lands the EX Hadouken, slamming Kota's face with hard palm thrusts! Before he can fall, Ibushi's hand is caught by Kenny, who brings him up to his feet, only to rock him with a step up enzuigiri! Omega Irish Whips Ibushi, and meets him with a nasty Kitchen Sink! As Kota rises to his feet, Kenny runs the ropes himself, and takes him back down with a Kotaro Krusher! He goes for the cover, thinking it might just be enough... 1... 2... Ibushi kicks out! Kota slowly gets to his feet, only to get blasted in the chest with a shoot kick! Omega trains his eye on Ibushi, before planting him with kicks to the ribs and the back, before grabbing him and slamming him with an STO! He gets on top of Kota, before landing the ground and pound on him, landing some big forearms and elbows, softening up the head! He drags him up to his feet, and connects with a body slam, before pushing him out of the ring with his foot! Kenny gets on the mat, and teases something big, the rest of the crowd following along as he does the Terminator clap. As Ibushi slowly pulls himself up using the apron, Kenny gets back to his feet, and bounces off the ropes, ready to fly. He leaps into the air, hitting a Rise of The Terminator! He tosses Ibushi back into the ring, and climbs the turnbuckles, looking to fly once again. He watches Kota as he gets back up to his feet, and gets his feet set on the top rope. He stands up, and leaps blasting him in the back of the head with a missile dropkick! He goes for the cover, thinking he's done enough damage! 1... 2... Ibushi gets the shoulder up! Kenny gets back to his feet and grabs Ibushi, propping him up against the ropes, before forming the finger gun at him, looking for the V Trigger. He bounces off the ropes, hoping to drive a knee right into the skull, only to come up empty! Ibushi just barely dodged the attack, and is now on the apron, gripping the ropes as he sees Omega take notice of him. Ibushi leaps off the ropes, looking for a springboard knee strike, only for Omega to duck! Kota rolls through, but Kenny still grabs him by the waist, deadlifting him, looking for the Dr Wily Bomb! He lifts him all the way up, looking to hit it, but Kota reverses into a hurricanrana! Kenny scrambles to his feet, looking to take back control, only to get rocked with an overhead kick! Omega falls to the mat and rolls out to the apron, trying to recover from the Golden Star's attacks! He pulls himself up using the ropes, only to see Kota spring off the ropes and connect with a Triangle Dropkick! As Kenny tumbles to ringside, Ibushi moves over to the corner, tensing up as he sees his opponent get back up. Kota starts running, hopping up over to the top turnbuckles, before leaping and connecting with a Golden Triangle Moonsault! The Barclays Center comes alive, and Ibushi raises his fist, knowing that he's back into this match! He throws Kenny back into the ring and follows up with a springboard 450 splash! He stands back up, turning around, and connecting with a corkscrew moonsault! Ibushi backs up, and continues, landing a running shooting star press! He grabs Omega, deadlifting him for a Northern Lights suplex, and flips over, before hooking the arm and showing off his strength to land a deadlift brainbuster! Kota moves toward the turnbuckles, and he waits as Omega pulls himself up using the ropes, and Ibushi pounces, landing a handspring backflip kick across the neck! Ibushi grabs at Kenny's waist, and picks him up for a deadlift German suplex! He drags Omega up, and blasts him with a shoot kick to the torso! Kenny swings wildly, but Kota ducks and lands another shoot kick to the chest! He pulls his leg back, looking for a roundhouse, but Kenny dodges! Ibushi makes up for it by landing a palm thrust to the chest, only for Omega to fall back against the ropes and come back with a thunderous V Trigger! Kenny grabs Ibushi before he can fall down, and gets in the electric chair position, teasing the One Winged Angel! Ibushi slips down behind Kenny and grabs his arms, looking for the Dragon suplex! He lifts, but Omega flips out, and meets him with another V Trigger! He lifts him up for the One Winged Angel, but Kota falls back, and connects with an inverted Frankensteiner! Ibushi sets up for a Kamigoye, he's grabbing the arms, ready to put Kenny away! He pulls back, ready to take his head off, only for the Cleaner to break the grip and catch the leg! Kenny transitions, picking Kota all the way up in a powerbomb position! But as soon as he does, he immediately spins him around, setting up for the One Winged Angel! Ibushi is fighting, he's trying to elbow the shit out of the top of Kenny's head, looking to escape! Knowing he can't hit the One Winged Angel now, Kenny reroutes, instead hitting Croyt's Wrath! 1... 2... Ibushi kicks out! Omega sinks into the corner, thinking about hitting another V Trigger, but as soon as he races out of the corner, Kota meets him with a mushroom stomp! Ibushi throws Kenny into the corner, and stacks him up, painstakingly setting him on the top rope, looking for something big. He slowly climbs up after Kenny, and lands some hard forearms for good measure, making sure he's subdued. He finally gets on the top rope, and stands Omega on his feet. He looks out to the crowd, before going for it, setting up for an Avalanche hurricanrana! He flips through... but Omega somehow stands his ground! Kota begins to panic, realizing he fucked up, as he sees Kenny prepare for retaliation... AVALANCHE STYLES CLASH, REST IN PEACE KOTA IBUSHI! Omega scrambles, falling on Kota for the pinfall! 1... 2... THE GOLDEN STAR KICKED OUT, HE SOMEHOW KICKED OUT! Omega tries to grab Ibushi, but he rolls out to the apron, instinctively saving himself from further attack. Kenny rolls out after him, and he prepares to spell the beginning of the end as he sees his tag team partner drag himself up to his feet. He runs, looking for a V Trigger... ONLY FOR KOTA TO LAND A V TRIGGER HIMSELF! Kota grabs Kenny while he's still reeling, while he's still out on his feet, GOLDEN STAR POWERBOMB ONTO THE FLOOR BELOW! Ibushi pulls himself up using the barricade, and looks down at Kenny, who's dead to the world, not even moving. Kota picks him up, leaning him against the apron, before taking a breather himself. He tries to take time out to recover, before grabbing Omega again, this time looking to roll him back into the ring. But the Cleaner won't budge, he's grabbing the ropes, he doesn't want back in! Kota, getting frustrated, pounds on Kenny's back, beating on him over and over and over again, softening him up! He props him all the way up on the apron, before climbing up there himself, making some progress on getting Kenny back in. He pulls up Omega, looking to toss him back in, only to get a kick to the gut for his troubles! Kota attempts to reply with a roundhouse, but Omega dodges! He quickly grabs the head, hooks the arm! BLOODY SUNDAY ONTO THE APRON! OH GOD, OH FUCK! Kenny throws Ibushi back into the ring, before climbing back up on the apron, this time climbing up high to the top rope! Kota is still out, laying down, back to the mat, not responding to the referee's calls. Kenny rises up, feet set, completely balanced... and hits the 450 splash! He props Kota up in the corner, face buried in the turnbuckles, before following up with a big V Trigger! He sets up, getting Kota up on his shoulders! ONE WINGED ANGEL CONNECTS! Omega quickly gets into the cover! 1... 2... IBUSHI GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!, IBUSHI IS STILL ALIVE! Kenny frantically sets up for the One Winged Angel, sensing he needs to hurry before Kota comes to! He moves over to the middle of the ring, only for Ibushi to go for another inverted Frankensteiner! But Omega flips out, and lands behind him! Kota turns around, and Kenny kicks him in the midsection, getting ready for a double underhook piledriver! He hooks the arms, and lifts, only for his legs to buckle at the last minute! Ibushi is let go, and soon after landing on his feet, he takes advantage, kicking him down and setting HIM up for a powerbomb! But the crowd starts to cover their mouths as they see him gripping the neck as well, their eyes start to widen as Kota forces Kenny to be folded up like a pretzel... PHOENIX PLEX FROM KOTA IBUSHI! 1... 2... OMEGA WILL NOT DIE! Kota and Kenny slowly drag themselves up, and begin another sequence. They go back and forth, the crowd cheering both men on as they try to outlast the other. Ibushi lands a sick combination of kicks and palm strikes, only when he runs the ropes, Omega comes back with a huge forearm! Kenny follows up with a superkick, only to get a roundhouse for his troubles! With Omega reeling, Ibushi gets Kenny up on his shoulders, the crowd in awe as he prepares to hit him with his own move! Kota grabs at the head, looking for the One Winged Angel, only when he tries landing it, Kenny transitions, countering into an arm drag! He lines up, before rocking Ibushi with another V Trigger! Kenny grabs the arms, and with Kota on his knees, he tries going for the Kamigoye! He prepares to pay him back for trying to hit his own move, looking to get all the momentum in the world! He goes for it, his knee tearing through the air... Ibushi counters, getting to his feet, and driving Omega into the turnbuckles with a shoulder block! He pulls him out, and rocks him with an exploder! He falls back into the corner, and waits for Omega to get up, begging him to rise to his feet! Kenny finally gets up off his knees, and Ibushi starts running, he sees his chance! He builds momentum, but Kenny counters, landing a back body drop on Kota, but the Golden Star is able to land perfectly on the top rope! Kenny notices, and tries to take him down, but he gets a sharp kick to the face for his troubles! Ibushi, still a bit woozy, takes time to set his feet on the top rope, fixing himself as he prepares to land the deathblow, the Phoenix Splash. He's ready, and he lets go of the turnbuckle, knowing it's time to finish things off... Omega kips up, and rushes, climbing up the middle rope, then the top rope! Surprising Ibushi, he quickly gets Kota up on his shoulders, Kota without any strength to even fight back, Omega makes sure he's balanced on top, the fans are in disbelief, there's no way... AVALANCHE ONE WINGED ANGEL! KENNY GOES INTO THE COVER! 1... 2... 3! REVOLT HAS ITS FIRST EVER HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Kenny Omega defeats Kota Ibushi to win the REVOLT Imperial Heavyweight Champion (34:25) The Cleaner puts his head in his hands, tears slipping out as he receives the REVOLT Imperial Heavyweight Championship. Ricky Steamboat applauds the scene, clapping his hands as he presents the title to Kenny Omega. They shake hands and embrace as the Barclays Center goes nuts for their champion. Kota recovers near the ropes, feeling dejected as Omega celebrates on the top turnbuckles. Ibushi finally gets to his feet, Kenny hops down, and they look at each other, one with a title, one without. So much history between the two men, and it seems as if things are only just getting started. But as they seem to be ready to make a move,familiar musicstarts blaring through the arena. Sammy Guevara enters, wearing joggers and a leather jacket, his REVOLT Junior Heavyweight Championship glistening on his shoulder as he comes in with Daga, Santana, and Ortiz. Sammy gets on the mic and mockingly congratulates Kenny for winning the big one, and finally getting a win over his little buddy. But now that that's over... it's time for the REAL main event. And that is the Latin American Xchange presenting its leader to REVOLT, and announcing the company's newest arrival. Guevara points to the Titantron, and it cuts to footage of outside, the main entrance of the Barclays Center. Suddenly, a black helicopter with gold highlights can be seen getting lower and lower, until it finally lands, stopping all traffic from going forward on the street corner! Cars and trucks back up if they couldn't beat it, and speed up if they just got past the chopper. On the side of the aircraft, a gold decal can be seen spelling out, "EL JEFE". Finally, the rotors come to a complete stop, and the pilot exits, closing his own door, before opening a door on the other side of the chopper. And out comes... Zelina Vega. And closely following, is a man wearing a pristine black and gold suit, with a jet black fedora that has a silver band on it. The crowd erupts as the Zelina Vega introduces REVOLT's newest arrival, El Jefe, Andrade "Cien" Almas. She explains to the shocked fans that Andrade might have appeared at Apex's event, The Big Bang, but it was simply an exhibition for El Idolo. Where as REVOLT... REVOLT is where his army of family was, it's where LAX was. REVOLT is the land that Andrade wants to be at to build his empire. Which is why... Zelina made some calls, did some deals, and it's official: REVOLT is Andrade's new home now. Zelina smirks, her smug look reflecting down at the shocked faces of the Golden Lovers and Ricky Steamboat, still in the ring. As The Wrestling Classic begins to come to a close, Andrade smiles, and yells out his factions' calling card, forcing it into the fans' minds as the defining statement of REVOLT's first ever show. "LAX! HASTA LA MUERTE... Y DESPUES!"
Buenas, he creado esta comunidad a imitación de beermoney, beermoneyuk, entre otros para que podamos compartir tips sobre como hacer platita, ya sea compartiendo info sobre plataformas o compartiendo consejos para maximizar el dinero obtenido en estas. A continuación detallare cuales son los mejores sitios desde mi propia experiencia.
Descripción: Sitio en el que puedes resolver captchar por dinero.
Método de pago: Payeer, Bitcoins, etc.
Pros: El requisito para sacar dinero (Payout) muy bajo, para algunos metodos de pago $0.5 USD, para otros $1 USD.
Cons: El pago es poquisimo, pero si vives en un pais en donde el dolar valga mucho, me imagino que no es tan malo, eso si tienes que asegurarte de intentar resolver los captchas correctamente o te pueden suspender la cuenta.
Descripción: Plataforma que usa tus dispositivos como proxy y te paga mientras más Internet use de ti.
Método de pago: Paypal.
Pros: No tienes que hacer nada, es un ingreso pasivo y solo tienes que preocuparte de tener la aplicación ejecutándose si tienes el PC prendido.
Cons: Después de probarlo por 5 días diría que ganas aproximadamente unos $4 USD al mes.
Tips: Lo mejor es tener un equipo por red, es decir que cuando busquen sus IP en Internet estas sean diferentes (por ejemplo el Notebook conectado al Wifi y el celular por el 4G si tienen una bolsa de datos que nunca gastan), lo otro seria obviamente maximizar la cantidad de tiempo que ejecutan la aplicación, esto lo pueden hacer usando este truco para que cuando inicien Windows automaticamente se ejecute HoneyGain y no se les olvide hacerlo.
Referral: Si usan un enlace de referido pueden ganar $5 USD.
Descripción: Plataforma que sirve para que empresas puedan poner a prueba sus aplicaciones, páginas web, dispositivos, etc. Y que testers puedan ser pagados al probarlas.
Método de pago: Paypal.
Cons: Por lo menos a mi me llegan un par de invitaciones al mes, si no menos. Tambien me costo un poco familiarizarme a la plataforma en un principio.
Tips: Cada caso de prueba tiene un pago base, pero si encuentras bugs y errores (que te aprueben) te pagan extra. Por lo que es super recomendado buscar y buscar errores (ojo, relacionado a lo que sea que te pidan probar) e indicarlos.
Prolific: (al parecer no funciona en Argentina, no se cual es la situacion de otros paises, pero en Chile funciona bien, ya he sacado ~49 libras esterlinas o ~60 dolares aproximadamente desde que me registre hace un par de meses)
Descripción: Plataforma en que te pagan por contestar encuestas relacionados a estudios de Universidades o empresas, es bastante profesional y serio.
Pros: Buena fuente alternativa para generar ingresos extras, diría que aproximadamente ganas $25 USD al mes, teniendo el Notebook prendido la mayoría del tiempo, lejos la mejor plataforma que he probado hasta ahora.
Cons: Aparecen encuestas de forma muy lenta, diría que en promedio una encuesta cada 3 días.
Tips: Usen el addon para que les notifique cuando llega una nueva encuesta.
Pros: Workana actúa como intermediario, si te ganas un proyecto es porque el cliente ya le pago a Workana por lo que tu pago es prácticamente seguro mientras realices lo que se te pidió.
Cons: Es difícil ganar un proyecto.
Tips: Intenta llenar tu perfil lo más posible, hacer certificaciones, etc. Si eres un usuario gratuito intenta usar tus preguntas y propuestas con clientes que tengan buenas calificaciones ya que existe un limite semanal para hacer propuestas e intenta "venderte" barato al principio.